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Where is Crazy Chick? She is by far the sexiest surely! :shock:

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Squeezy :)

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@giggles wrote:

Sian wins, hands down ( not saying what her hands were down though :wink: )

:lol: I agree, only one winner here!

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If Best means “Superior” then it HAS to be Pikey

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I have voted for Beatty Blue

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Three

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Have you got out the wrong side of the bed?

So far the revelations are no more explicit than those posted on the ‘Hump or Dump‘ thread, which you freely post on!

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Mexican Hat Dance

Oh Americans dance on a dance floor.
And the Spaniards, they dance on a table.
And the Russians, they dance on a saber.
But the Mexicans dance on their hats.

Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta.
In Wisconsin they dance on fresh butta,
Which they squeeze from one cow or anutta.
Yes, the Mexicans dance on their hats.

(Ole!)

There are Mexicans dancing on derbies.
There are Mexicans dancing on caps.
They just throw their fedoras
Wherever the floor is,
And start doing horas and taps.

They won’t quit! They go on!
It’s a Mexican custom,
To take hats and bust ’em,
By doing a dance thereupon.

Oh the reason they shot Pancho Villa
Was he danced on his mother’s mantilla.
And the message did not reach Garcia.
He was out somewhere dancing on hats.

(Ole!)

There’s a fellow in West Acapulco,
The most elegant man you could meet.
He does sambas on hombergs
To tunes of Sig Romberg’s,
And sometimes the Nutcracker Suite.

So take care! So beware!
Or they’ll put castanets on
And ruin your Stetson,
‘Cause they all think they’re Fred Astaire!

If you’re ever in Mexico proper,
And you’re wearing a straw hat or topper,
When the band starts to play, call a copper,
‘Cause by now you should know
That they’ll grab your chapeau,
And they’ll stomp till it’s flat,
And that’s that!

That’s what Mexicans do on your hat.

(Ole!)

Allan Sherman

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You two seem perfect candidates to work as Pikey’s scivvies. :twisted:

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@poshy wrote:

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@poshy wrote:

The hat is to keep the rain off :roll: – although I’m not sure it’s actually waterproof :? :oops: :lol:

Poshy, just remember……..

There’s a good tradition of love and hate staying by the fireside
There’s a good tradition of love and hate staying by the fireside

And though the rain may fall – your father’s calling you
You still feel safe inside
And though your ma’s too proud – your brother’s ignoring you
You still feel safe inside

:)

:D Aww

If you’re advocating I stay inside – you must have seen the hat then :lol: :lol:

Sian has just reminded me I also bought a bar of choccy :P I’m going to go and get it :lol:

I am fearing the worst!

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