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@*Sian* wrote:
@The Observer wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
I don’t like that lanky fooker Crouch, he looks like a high jumper, not a footy player, mind you like myself, he gives good head
tut!
Pah! :lol:
Are you making spitting sounds? Tastes nasty…so I have been told! :lol: :twisted:
Yes, not all men can cope with being tossed from side-to-side in a viking longboat and come out safely at the other end.
@*Sian* wrote:
I don’t like that lanky fooker Crouch, he looks like a high jumper, not a footy player, mind you like myself, he gives good head
tut!
If you are expecting to see Richard of York give battle in vain, then you may be disappointed!
Well I was top……….once. :roll:
It’s a funny old game1
@soulie wrote:
the elements are pretty good too :)
Maybe this weekend, but I bet it pisses down by Wednesday!
In fact I believe it will be doing so in Scotland before then……serves them right for not supporting us in our hour of need! :lol: :twisted:
The Original ‘God Save The Queen’ lyrics were very anti-scots and doesn’t have a place in our politically correct society. The same goes for the ‘Flower of Scotland’ which is very anti-english. Much better to have kept with ‘Scotland the Brave’ which is non-offensive and a great stirring song. My personal choice for an English anthem is Jerusalem 8)
What!!!!! When you can watch the football highlights! :twisted:
This is music to my ears………GOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
I thought maybe with all this sun we have been having, she had turned into a lobster! :lol:
The English, the English, the English are best:
I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest!
The rottenest bits of these islands of ours,
We’ve left in the hands of three unfriendly powers,
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot,
you’ll find he’s a stinker or not.The Scotsman is mean, as we ‘re all well aware,
And bony and blotchy and covered with hair,
He eats salted porridge, he works all the day,
And he hasn’t got bishops to show him the way.The English; the English, the English are best:
I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest!The Irishman, now, our contempt is beneath,
He sleeps in his boots and he lies in his teeth,
He blows up policemen (or so I have heard),
And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third.The English are noble, the English are nice,
And worth any other at double the price!The Welshman’s dishonest, he cheats when he can,
And little and dark, more like monkey than man,
He works underground with a lamp in his hat,
And he sings far too loud, far too often, and
FLA-A-A-T.And crossing the Channel, one cannot say much,
For the French or the Spanish, the Danish or Dutch;
The Germans are German, the Russians are Red,
And the Greeks and Italians eat garlic in bed.The English are moral, the English are good,
And clever and modest and misunderstood!And all the world over, each nation’s the same,
They’ve simply no notion of Playing the Game:
They argue with umpires; they cheer when they’ve won;
And they practise beforehand, which ruins the fun!The English, the English, the English are best:
So up with the English, and down with the rest!It’s not that they’re wicked or naturally bad …
It’s knowing they’re FOREIGN that makes them so mad!
For the English are all that a nation should be,
And the flower of the English are Donald
(Michael!) and me!!A Song Of Patriotic Prejudice
by Flanders and Swann :D
