The Observer

@Poshy wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Do you know that there are only 3 commonly used words that begin with the letters dw and dwarf is one of them. Dweeb isn’t allowed, as it doesn’t appear in the OED………..ask Emma! What are the other two?

Dwell (and dwellings etc)

Dwindle

8)

In the words of Jonathan Woss………”Dwat” :twisted:

Do you know that there are only 3 commonly used words that begin with the letters dw and dwarf is one of them. Dweeb isn’t allowed, as it doesn’t appear in the OED………..ask Emma! What are the other two?

Cath, I agree with Magoo.

Like all work which is beyond your skills or is too time consuming for you to do it yourself, you need to get the appropriate people onboard. As you are a manager, can you not delegate it to a junior to organise? I am sure your boss only expected you to organise this and not actually do it yourself! Delegation is one of…[Read more]

@morrissey wrote:

“You win the prize for the most shocking misuse of an apostrophe this week.”

:lol:

Let’s hope he has no intention of abusing the colon in the same manner!

Last seen on a plane at Heathrow, getting tossed off by Bad Manners! :shock:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Becky wrote:

I remember this first time round, i have read and watched programmes on it. It did all look quite fitting on the parents clues etc. Its only now DNA is going to be done. Both the little girls parents are dead after the went BANKRUPT after being accused of the murder of their own daughter. But i dont believe this freak…

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Would you have tossed those two guys from Brighton off?

Thanks Becky, you rib crusher you :D

Matty, apparently you have got bigger ones! :twisted:

Have you broken wind? I was going to do it after my first cup of tea, but you have beaten me to it!

@fastcars wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

God is a figmant of our imaginations. A bit like an imaginary friend who we turn to in times of desperate need, when mortals in the real world can’t seem to help us any more.
Its comforting to know we can turn to our imaginary friend in times of woe but it doesn’t mean he exsists.

I still havent…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

Babies everywhere, I bet theres a magic thread you post on and it makes you pregnant. The men of JC had better beware too then! 8) :lol: :lol:

Well I have quite a paunch that could be mistaken for twins. However I have been carrying it around for some years now, so either it’s a baby…

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I would certainly avoid dried up old prunes Fasty!

James, I see Mercury rising in Uranus.

Cath is slow but good, so you wont be disappointed, believe me! :oops:

@TADpole wrote:

Maybe his observations are incorrect….. :-k

Often, but I still like to keep it up. (Observing I mean of course!)

@Becky wrote:

Pure filth never hurt no one!!! Obs i thought better of you :wink:

‘Pure filth’ surely that is an oxymoron my dear!

@Becky wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

In my day, scurvy and galloping mank was very prevalent. Thank god we know how to prevent such diseases now.

Obsssssssssssssssssssssss lol @ dirtyness :shock:

Only in your mind dear, only in your mind! :wink:

@Tory Girl wrote:

Babies everywhere, I bet theres a magic thread you post on and it makes you pregnant. The men of JC had better beware too then! 8) :lol: :lol:

Well I have quite a paunch that could be mistaken for twins. However I have been carrying it around for some years now, so either it’s a baby elephant, wind, or it could be that I am…[Read more]

In my day, scurvy and galloping mank was very prevalent. Thank god we know how to prevent such diseases now.

It’ll never last!

@dee wrote:

I want a left handed one

Cack