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@Bat wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@Bat wrote:

I cant remember the words, but does anyone remember “convoy”? Now that was a good song. 8)

10-4 rubber duck.

Are you talking about ‘Convoy’ or ‘Convoy GB’ by DLT the hairy cornflake?

Both shyte in my opinion!

I was on about the song, and it wernt sh*t it was a cool song. 8) well I liked it. Nice one…

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@PATS wrote:

my hubbs is scottish n hates whisky. his fave tipple is pernod. :-…

I know the perfect cocktail for your hubby:

2 parts pernod
1 part ginger
1 part water

give it a good stir and then throw it down the sink.

Its called a Scotch Missed

@PATS wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

PATS,

I believe Kevin had measles prior to his death. Someone said he was spotted over your house, being taken to a fish hospital in the mouth of a paramedic heron.

:D :D :D :D :D pml. so u reckon kevin may be alive n well and recuperating in a goldfish convalalcent home sumewere? :-k

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PATS,

I believe Kevin had measles prior to his death. Someone said he was spotted over your house, being taken to a fish hospital in the mouth of a paramedic heron.

@Squeezy wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Becky, that is sacrilege! You should only add a small drop of water or ice at the most, but never mixers.

Agreed – although my dad would have a fit at even the ice going in to ruin it :lol:

Your dad sounds cool enough without the ice. 8)

@Bat wrote:

I cant remember the words, but does anyone remember “convoy”? Now that was a good song. 8)

10-4 rubber duck.

Are you talking about ‘Convoy’ or ‘Convoy GB’ by DLT the hairy cornflake?

Both shyte in my opinion!

Becky, that is sacrilege! You should only add a small drop of water or ice at the most, but never mixers. Are you sure he drinks single malt? I think it must be the fire water that My Ruby speaketh of (I will forgive her, but just this once!). Tell him to give the Macallan a go….. and no ginger!

Putting butter ‘all over’ seems a little excessive, but as a cure would take some licking.

Actually leeches, and maggots ARE making a comeback. I have read somewhere that leeches are being used to aid recovery when skin grafts are needed, and maggots can help where antibiotics are failing in treating infections. So I may have need of your leeches…[Read more]

Oh dear My Ruby, as I suspected. Breast feeding is the more natural remedy and I would have thought sugar was the last thing to give a wee baby, but it seems to have worked in this case. I remember being told as a wee small boy to put butter on burns and I still have the scars to show for it!

btw got any leeches for this?

@rubyred wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Lieutenant Uhura

raaaaaaaaah :) ya git

Comes over all funny! :oops:

Beam me up Scotty :arrow:

Hi My Ruby :D

Is your daughter breast feeding? Coz in my experience it is like piss from both ends during the meanwhile!

Mary, I have been trying to write a poem about your measles but couldn’t find any word that rhymed with ‘measles’, other than ‘weasels’. I shall get back to you.

/yours 2 jabs xxx

Is it Bill Nighy who plays Davy Jones in the new Pirates of the Caribbean ‘Dead Mans Chest’ minus the tenticles?

@Becky wrote:

Thats it now im officially depressed now.

Me too, now I have read this thread

I haven’t been this sad since Kevin the fish went to that plaice in the sky

Shocking songs? :shock:

I’ll have you know I love that song :lol:

You’re the lady, you’re the lady that I love 8)

That’s me singing to Esther :oops:

What you gon’ do with all that junk,
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
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ooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhh…………

I have just had a one!

Hello Cath :)

I used to be in love with Esther and very jealous of Abi :twisted:

What thread you on about?

Cinderella Rockerfella

Esther and Abi Ofarim

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

do u get the quakers oats adverts…?? with windy miller and his Oats lol….

Yes, I have noticed that Windy has been sexed up for the Noughties :shock:

Back in my day ‘the sixties’ I don’t remember him winking, or getting his oats :lol:

I have found his song and I think you should sing it at your next karaoke night…[Read more]

It was Watch With Mother when I was a child – Andy Pandy, The Flowerpot Men, The Woodentops and The Herbs. :lol:

Nothing else on then and it was in black and white, but we enjoyed it.

Later I remember watching Camberwick Green and Trumpton
(Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb!) :lol:

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