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What you need Mary, is a big strong man to come and take it off for you. I suggest asking Jarvis again!

It always hurts my jaw when I laugh too much. I try to stay as solemn and miserable as possible, for the sake of a pain free life. Visiting here certainly helps! :) *ouch*

Thanks for the mammaries MY Ruby :D

You were certainly on form again last night I see! :lol: You could be the Saucier’s Apprentice

*Waves his wand at Ruby*

@Becky wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

PML @ all the fatties on JC thowing a hissy fit !!!!

Like?

I think Drivel is a fathead!

blows raspberry at Ruby

It’ll never last!

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Hi Poli,

I agree with MaryJ, the ‘apprentice’ has been around since the year dot as far as I am aware, certainly since way before Alan Sugar and even the 1950s as you suggest. Is it a quiz question? If so, you might like to post it in it’s exact form, as you maybe misleading us here.

Master Obs :wink:

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Hi Poli,

I agree with MaryJ, the ‘apprentice’ has been around since the year dot as far as I am aware, certainly since way before Alan Sugar and even the 1950s as you suggest. Is it a quiz question? If so, you might like to post it in it’s exact form, as you maybe misleading us here.

Master Obs :wink:

@Becky wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Ah Becky, I knew I could rely on you! Where shall I rest my head?

im sure the other throbbin heid…. has been taken over by ther Other throbbing head… eh lol

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo my innocent eyes Mary tut tut lol

She is disgusting isn’t she! Thanks for the offer of your bosom, I hope…[Read more]

It’s bloody lonely at times I know that much! If it wasn’t for me you would be left to give yourself one.

@Giggles wrote:

It’s a sad day when a mother can’t do what comes naturally for her and her child because of narrow minded twonks.

I actually think that the people who find this offensive are sick since they have obviously sexualised the image and processed it in a sexual way :?

I breast fed both of my children and wouldn’t have allowed anyone to…

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Don’t rub it in ffs Giggles, I am only just recovering from the last time!

@Giggles wrote:

Positivity breeds positivity 8)

That’s easy for you to say *hick* :twisted:

I can’t remember the last time I shouted out “JESUS CHRIST” so I don’t think he does exist.

forgive me father for I have sinned nsew 8-[

Oh, you have been down here. :roll:

I prefer short punchy ones myself, but whatever floats your bat as they say :lol:

Onenationonepeopleonediatribe

Feeling much better now. Took your advice Mary and just had a fry up. I have also been drinking copious amounts of water and a few extra strong pain killers. I feel right as rain now.

btw Mary, that picture you have there, looks like a scene from the Red Light District of Amsterdam. Come up and see me sometime or are you trying to do a Harry Worth?

You’re not telling me that Mr Gambaccini has actually gone and got himself married after all these years! I thought he was gay. I still haven’t forgiven him for giving us Kajagoogoo. He always came across as too shy.

And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I’d sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don’t know doesn’t hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they’d know
I’d expect something in return
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Ah Becky, I knew I could rely on you! Where shall I rest my head?

@Drivel wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Oh my poor head :(

I love whisky, but it sure has a habit of giving me the most horrendous hangover if I overindulge. :( If anyone has any tips for a quick fix, then please let me know. At present I am only able to sip water and cannot contemplate food. Normally I would have had a hearty breakfast by now and be…

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