The Observer

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Beatty Blue what is it your smileys are doing there?

erm… :oops: it’s an analprobestare :mrgreen:

Correct me if I am wrong, but is that Finnish for an “analprobestare”?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

OK MJ it’s a poorman’s lobster :(

Beatty Blue what is it your smileys are doing there?

me knockin 7 bells oot of U @ Ob’s lol

poormans’ lobster… ohhh I bet ur certainly not the poorman Ob’s… sitting in your big Castle eh lol bein waited on hand n foot….

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@Catz wrote:

My avatar can wag it’s tail now :lol:

Thanks Pete :wink:

I noticed you were quite a wag without the tail!

OK MJ it’s a poorman’s lobster :(

Beatty Blue what is it your smileys are doing there?

I didn’t mean YOUR fingers MJ, I meant whoever had touched the box the fish came in. Like your farts the smell firkin lingers :lol: I am sure your fingers smell of aloe vera or whatever it is you lasses put on your hands. :)

It’s meant to be a lobster for Dawny, or maybe it should be a Prawny for Dawny :lol:

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and your fingers! :wink:

Is this what you want?

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:lol:

I am searching as we speak for a better looking bag. I prefer the crinkly ones.

Yes :lol:

I am no expert, but like most things, I can do the basics. Jack off all Trades – Master of None is what I am :)

Good job I am lurking!

You can resize it on imageshack or PM it to me and I will do you for it :wink:

@Ellie wrote:

Only me :) [uk/hotlist]

I have put you on mine! :)

I have managed to do it. :D

Go to imageshack and upload your picture then copy the link into your profile. If it’s too big (and big isn’t always better) then just resize it.

I do intend to improve on my choice and hopefully rival the one chosen by Pikey. I have heard rumours that it may end up as a new category in the next awards hosted by Squeezy.

@Giggles wrote:

:lol:

I dunno what it is about it that makes me chuckle …but it does :D

You’re easily pleased. :lol:

I didn’t realise this was his garden!

The findings are published in the US journal the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS).

PNAS? That has to be a wind up surely! :lol: Didn’t a bloke get done once for holding onto it whilst swimming with a dolphin?

I have voted “It hurts my eyes”

Orange text on a white background is not a good combination. However, for those interested in conserving energy and helping the environment, it has benefits. If you are ‘up to date’ and have an LCD monitor then you will be pleased to know that a white background uses less energy than a dark one. Then again you…[Read more]

@Giggles wrote:

” all we need is an icecream and a hug”

apparently 8)

I recommend finishing one before starting the ‘other’. Trying to combine the two can leave a terrible mess, and difficult to clean up, especially if your preference is neopolitan.

I may confuse them with Smurfs then. I will get Becky to keep me right in that case.

@TADpole wrote:

They are actuall only live fish food. Mine didnt hatch so i might go to the pet store and buy some live ones. The kids will never know and i must hide them from predators!

They sound perfect for Dawny’s lobsters before she has to boil their heeds :lol: Are they pink or blue?

@TADpole wrote:

She actually tortured the seamonkeys in front of my very eyes this morning! :shock:

She took a syringe and sucked up their water, then squirted it out at 1000 miles an hour and stunned the poor creatures.

She showed no remorse for her actions and actually admitted to me, ‘she enjoyed it!’ [-X

I think we should organise some…

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