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@*Sian* wrote:

I don’t get it :lol:

If you don’t get it, God help the rest of us!

It’s shocking! We should all get British holidays all to be taken at the same time regardless. Them Scots want it all. (btw I think I have used the word ‘all’ too much here) Anyway, I think holidays should be scrapped, it just encourages people to laze around or spend money. Hard work and thrift is the way to hapiness. :D

You’re welcome :)

However, it looks like you have been usurped by a lesser thread!

My only criticism would be that you missed out Northern Ireland.

A question for you Ms Squeezy…..What have you learned from this experience? It appears to me that the Scots are more patriotic than the English, who seem to prefer to be known as British. Is this…[Read more]

Scotland

A constituent country of the United Kingdom comprising the northern part of the island of Great Britain as well as the Hebrides, Shetland Islands, and Orkney Islands. Inhabited by Picts in prehistoric times, the region was invaded but never conquered by the Romans and split into a variety of small kingdoms after the fifth century A.D. In…[Read more]

I think it’s Malta, but Ruby is the real Jewel in my eyes! :)

It’ll be Catz -her of the Jelly Tots fame – she is always aboot yer ken :wink:

I notice you have listed them alphabetically…..very diplomatic!

@rubyred wrote:

Its your birthday today,or so i been told.
a cheeky wee fecker,35 years old.
and AT your age,you be needing spex,
to read the small print,on the book of sex.

its yer birthday dear mucker,so i shall raise a glass.!
or maybe twa,as yer bare yer @rse.
and sing along on yer karaoke.
and eat cheesy things ,till i feel aw boaky.

its yer…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

PB showing humility? Chin scratchy stuff. :-k

more like HUMIDITY mr.amp :)

Don’t you mean Mr Damp!

MY /Ruby :D :wink:

Duster I meant of course! I am quite domesticated and can reach most places others cannot reach.

8-[

I have one with a feather on the end that would tickle ya!

ooooerrrr! :D

Sandy Shaw

Labi Sifri

Not if you are still holding that knife!

What I meant to say was, I am wasted on this thread.

@rivet wrote:

I should be in this category really..

.there must have been some kind of artistic oversight….please remedy this immediately

many thanks

Well you make me laugh.

Sian, you are wasted on this thread

@Poshy wrote:

Guy: I think it was, “Blessed are the cheesemakers.”
Other Guy: Ahh, what’s so special about cheesemakers?
Guy: Well, obviously this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Monty Python – Life of Brian)

Ah, I see you love a bit of cheese :mrgreen:

You may be…[Read more]

@rivet wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

The hallway, its the only place where you get lorra lorra length….

8)

good grief, and there was i thinking you were all sweetness and the virginal type….how wrong a person can be….

She could be into making ropes! You need a long room for that, at least as long as the intended rope length. I think the term…[Read more]

@*Sian* wrote:

@TOPGUN wrote:

how dare you tell me to shut up you make fun of idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT IT!!! Re e tard………..

Pikey I loved that wanky film :lol:

You couldn’t possibly mean this wanky movie surely?

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

apparently thats some colourful clown :wink:

Is it? :lol:

Apparently life is a 3 ring circus and I have only experienced 2 of them. One to go and then death! :lol: :twisted:

@Giggles wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: And gardening is the new rock’n’roll. Especially when done in leather chaps and a nice studded choker.

times like this I wish I had a garden :lol:

You just want to be the hoe in the border region :wink: