[the big hill]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

eat the what?? :lol: :lol:

epididymis, its the tube that runs up the back of the testes, it collects the sperm as it matures.

[the big hill]

@toybulldog wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

sowwy pats, but it was toy who was gaggin for it, so i sed to him, oh go on then i’ll take u round. and ther u wer standing at the door waitin, i think it was planned, but i aint doin no bondage 3somes so i sed no and went home

@the big hill wrote:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me to take u round

It’s unusual to find this kind of depravity in one so young, although the terribly spelt textspeak can be excused as an indictment of this Government’s poorly thought out education policies.

I firmly believe that the only degree hill has is in stretching for the top shelf in newsagents.

And when pats has finished slapping the koont, I’m gonna whack him over the head with the largest dictionary I can find.

ohh toy i do hope the whacking is not another 1 of ur sex games, and y would i pay for po.rn when its free on the internet lol *chops toys left testicle off and makes him eat the epididymis* hehe lol
:lol: :wink:

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@pats wrote:

..i have knickers older than him!!! :shock: [/color]

really??? i had him down as an old fella :? in fact didnt he say he frequents the 50s room? sounds like hes seeking an older woman then…an older woman in a leather leotard no less…seems youre the “lucky” lady pats :lol:

lol, no i’m 22, i only go in 50s cos its better than the lobby lol, oh and i am in a relationship, so i am not looking for any1, not even pats, and defo no1 into bondage and leather sex toys lol :lol: :wink: 8)

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker ball in ya gob? or do you just prefer to watch?

pmsl, no dont worry i’ve never liked the whole ‘lets dress up in leather and ram large objects into small holes’ kinda idea lol :lol:

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@pats wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker ball in ya gob? or do you just prefer to watch?

even scarier that his fantasy includes me..i have knickers older than him!!! :shock:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me to take u round lol. :lol: :wink:

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@pats wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@pats wrote:

well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)

ohh pats fank god ur ere, i need help, i really do, i keep gettin all me words wrong, i think i’m drunk, , do i seem drunk, or just mad, ur the only 1 who can save me now pats lol :lol: :wink:

dont make me have to slap u sensible hill……….. [-X

sowwy pats, but it was toy who was gaggin for it, so i sed to him, oh go on then i’ll take u round. and ther u wer standing at the door waitin, i think it was planned, but i aint doin no bondage 3somes so i sed no and went home, :lol:

[the big hill]

@pats wrote:

well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)

ohh pats fank god ur ere, i need help, i really do, i keep gettin all me words wrong, i think i’m drunk, , do i seem drunk, or just mad, ur the only 1 who can save me now pats lol :lol: :wink:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

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@minim wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

Height School ?

where they teach you how to be tall ?

ffs it’s going on everywhere

gawd lol, thats my post again, i meant high, not hight lol, i think i’ll put my bottle of noddy down now and have a bid glass of water lol *walks towards kitchen and bumps into door* lol :lol: :wink:

I didn’t know you could bottle noddies.

Does big ears know?

i cant believe me today, i meant voddy lol, i’m goin mad *trips over own feet and falls on floor* lol :lol: :wink: 8)

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@toybulldog wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

Height School ?

where they teach you how to be tall ?

ffs it’s going on everywhere

gawd lol, thats my post again, i meant high, not hight lol, i think i’ll put my bottle of noddy down now and have a bid glass of water lol *walks towards kitchen and bumps into door* lol :lol: :wink:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

lmaooooooo caff you nutter – eragent error :lol: :lol: :lol:

did he not ask wot a eragant woz i just googled it ……… hmmmmmmmm

he asked it cos in 1 of my other posts i spelt arrogant as eragent, so i called him a big cheesecake lol. :lol: :wink:

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