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@pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

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@sharongooner wrote:

… its all feels a little bit queer

lol sharon, join in if u want, so fars thers pats, caff, toy, and som1 called didi, oh and maybe me but that depends who u ask lol
ps. make sure u bring ur own dil.do, pats wont lend any1 hers and toy can only watch, his wound is still healing lol. :lol: :wink:

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plz can i have ur middle fridge shelf, and whatever u keep ur tea bags in thanks :lol: 8)

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@toybulldog wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me to take u round

lol *chops toys left testicle off and makes him eat the epididymis* hehe lol

what me, pats and didi did ? who the feck’s didi ? didn’t didi die in that Di crash ? ok now it’s a threesome then…

You are one seriously sick young man hill.

An epididymis………What the hell does Ken Dodd have to do with any of this ? Maybe didi didn’t do it so deadly hill (the dil.do) enlisted the dad-less diddymen didn’t he, to digest Doddy’s epididyfingy

Exactly how many people are supposed to be in this cannibalising orgy fermented by your rancid imagination ?

I consider your statements to be most eragent, and if you had studied properly at height school we would not be subjected to such small-minded ramblings.

pmsl toy, thats the biggest laugh i’ve had all week. oh and an epididymis is the tube at the back of a testicle, it collects the sperm, and no it has nothin to do with didymen or telitubies lol. so it was didi i saw in the upstairs window rubbing butter on a dil.do, not caff, hmmm, its all becoming clear now lol :lol: :wink:

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this vid is great, it might seem a bit odd at the start but if u listen to what its saying, u’ll understand what i mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=xfq_A8nXMsQ

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@fastcars wrote:

Do you share your girlfriend with Geoff?

Geoff?

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@fastcars wrote:

Will one of you lobby girls take hill and give him a reet good shagging before the poor lad explodes.

lol, i dont think my girlfriend would be to happy, and anyway, most fo the lobby ppl arnt 22 lol :lol: :wink:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@pats wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@pats wrote:

glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: God i hate you wiv a passion pats lol

She she she no i carnt she me bessy mate lol but it involes a double ended dil do and half a pound of best butter and caff :shock: :shock:

dies of shame……….was caffs last pack of lurpak too…………… :oops: :oops:

its all lies!!! *bangs fist on table* lies!! lies i tell ya!!! Lurpack indeed bluddy cheap rubbish!!

hmm caff, so if it wernt u a saw rubbin lard on a dildo in pats bedroom window, then who was it *looks at pats with suspicion*
:lol: :wink: 8)

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@prettypink wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

whoops i took a wrong turn, noo plz stop feeling my and elasticated skin lol, omg, i can feel ur colostomy bags pressing against me lol :lol: :wink:

You better be cushtee….or else!! :lol:

oh lol, *pulls pp’s hand away from my arce* lol :lol: :wink:

y does it change arce to arse lol

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whoops i took a wrong turn, noo plz stop feeling my and elasticated skin lol, omg, i can feel ur colostomy bags pressing against me lol :lol: :wink:

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