[the big hill]

@jen_jen wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

lol chirp ok u can ave the bottle 2 lol, and thanks for the fork and spoon, they’ll come in handy in the the lobblol. oh and plz can i have the teasmade lol :lol: :wink:

OK you can have the teasmade, i’ll even throw in some charles and camilla mugs – anyone want the bottle of port i found under the stairs? i think i won it in a raffle some time ago, got about three inches of dust on it so it must be vintage by now…..

oh thanks, but plz can i have a file or some sand paper or somthin as well, u no to get rid of prince Charles’s big goofy face and Camilla’s camel features lol

[the big hill]

@jen_jen wrote:

Aw big, i’m touched (must be to be in here!) but can i have the bottle to got with the lid please? How can i carry on having food fights with just the lid fgs?! i need the whole bottle……..

to big i leave my best food-flinging fork and spoon
to welsh-fem i leave my stuffed welsh dragon, i know she’ll give it a good home
to blonde i leave my left over bottles of hair dye from doing my friends hair
to diane i leave a packet of bon-bons from the back of my kitchen cupboard – no idea how long they’ve been there….. :shock:
to hero i leave my mobile phone cos you can never have enough phones can you hero?
to scribe i leave all my half-burned incense, smudge sticks and crystals

ok now who wants a slightly used rabbit (with cleansing wipes), a teasmade without the plug and one cracked cup, a how-to-read-tealeaves book, one battered looking elderly cat, and a garden full of weeds (not the kind you smoke)……

jen_jen aka chirpy_chick

lol chirp ok u can ave the bottle 2 lol, and thanks for the fork and spoon, they’ll come in handy in the the lobblol. oh and plz can i have the teasmade lol :lol: :wink:

[the big hill]

@*Sian wrote:

@pats wrote:

warning to bighill……..stop including me in ur fantasies. ur creepin me OUT!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

And me and I am only having to read his pain :lol:

oi u 2 lol, they arnt my fantasies, they wer toys, and i just erm, added on to them, with toy in mind lol :lol: :wink: oh and pats has babs been in jc, no1 will tell me and i dont no y :(

[the big hill]

i didnt vote for any lol, all ther songs wer rubbish and bryan cant even spell his own name, its should be brian lol :lol:

[the big hill]

here is my will i hope ur all with wot i’ve left u

i leave:

toy, my kettle
pats, my microwave
faye, my laptop charger
sue, my 2 microwavable pans
chirpy, the lid off my bottle of tomato suace
babs, my collection of twix wrappers
welshy, my secret set of laminate floor samples
and any1 in my ‘kill’ list, my collection of poison ivy mixed into a ‘goodbye and enjoy ur life’ soup

if any1 else wats anythin plz ask. oh btw faye, u only got my laptop charger cos i will be burried with the laptop lol.

[the big hill]

@pats wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@pats wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

u will get a fookin slap soon. :twisted:

sowwy pats lol *slips some arsnic in pats bacardi and starts to forge her will’ hehe lol

[the big hill]

@pats wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

[the big hill]

@Rosepetal wrote:

Pats get all the fluff from tumble dryer.

Kateee also gets my poor old dead dogs nail clippers.

Diane gets my prized silcone pastry brush cause the hairs dont fall out.

Argy gets my last £11 voucher for a two course meal (including glass of wine) valid till 30th September at Loch Fyne fish restaurant cause hes a tight git.

LL gets a 10×8 tupperware container to keep cakes in.

Chess gets my antimacassars hand crafted by Beduin virgins- Slighty stained and a bit greasy but still got loads of wear in them.

And to Cath I bequeath my prescription sunglasses so she can find her way.

ohh plz can i have the plug off ur iron and the crumbs from ur biscuit tin plz :D :D

[the big hill]

@pats wrote:

@pete wrote:

@pats wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

where do you get your taps from :shock:

:lol: :lol: ok……i have no need of a di/ldo………..cos i have co/ck freely available. :lol:

oh god pats has had a few too many bacardis lol *watches pats jump on toy and rapes him* lol

[the big hill]

@pats wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

lol pats, every1 needs bannanas, u no for the 5 a day thing lol

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