the big hill

@jen_jen wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

lol chirp ok u can ave the bottle 2 lol, and thanks for the fork and spoon, they’ll come in handy in the the lobblol. oh and plz can i have the teasmade lol :lol: :wink:

OK you can have the teasmade, i’ll even throw in some charles and camilla mugs – anyone want the bottle of port i found under the stairs? i…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Aw big, i’m touched (must be to be in here!) but can i have the bottle to got with the lid please? How can i carry on having food fights with just the lid fgs?! i need the whole bottle……..

to big i leave my best food-flinging fork and spoon
to welsh-fem i leave my stuffed welsh dragon, i know she’ll give it a good home
to…

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@*Sian wrote:

@PATS wrote:

warning to bighill……..stop including me in ur fantasies. ur creepin me OUT!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

And me and I am only having to read his pain :lol:

oi u 2 lol, they arnt my fantasies, they wer toys, and i just erm, added on to them, with toy in mind lol :lol: :wink: oh and pats has babs been in jc, no1 will tell me and…[Read more]

i didnt vote for any lol, all ther songs wer rubbish and bryan cant even spell his own name, its should be brian lol :lol:

here is my will i hope ur all with wot i’ve left u

i leave:

toy, my kettle
pats, my microwave
faye, my laptop charger
sue, my 2 microwavable pans
chirpy, the lid off my bottle of tomato suace
babs, my collection of twix wrappers
welshy, my secret set of laminate floor samples
and any1 in my ‘kill’ list, my collection of poison ivy mixed into a…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

u will get a fookin slap soon. :twisted:

sowwy pats lol *slips some arsnic in pats bacardi and starts to forge her will’ hehe lol

@PATS wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

@Rosepetal wrote:

Pats get all the fluff from tumble dryer.

Kateee also gets my poor old dead dogs nail clippers.

Diane gets my prized silcone pastry brush cause the hairs dont fall out.

Argy gets my last £11 voucher for a two course meal (including glass of wine) valid till 30th September at Loch Fyne fish restaurant cause hes a tight git.

LL…

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@PATS wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

where do you get your taps from :shock:

:lol: :lol: ok……i have no need of a…

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@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

lol pats, every1 needs bannanas, u no for the 5 a day thing lol

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

… its all feels a little bit queer

lol sharon, join in if u want, so fars thers pats, caff, toy, and som1 called didi, oh and maybe me but that depends who u ask lol
ps. make sure u bring ur own dil.do, pats wont lend any1 hers and toy can only watch, his wound is still healing lol. :lol: :wink:

plz can i have ur middle fridge shelf, and whatever u keep ur tea bags in thanks :lol: 8)

@toybulldog wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me to take u round

lol *chops toys left testicle off and makes him eat the epididymis* hehe lol

what me, pats and didi did ? who the feck’s didi ? didn’t didi die in that Di crash ? ok now it’s a threesome…

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this vid is great, it might seem a bit odd at the start but if u listen to what its saying, u’ll understand what i mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=xfq_A8nXMsQ

@fastcars wrote:

Do you share your girlfriend with Geoff?

Geoff?

@fastcars wrote:

Will one of you lobby girls take hill and give him a reet good shagging before the poor lad explodes.

lol, i dont think my girlfriend would be to happy, and anyway, most fo the lobby ppl arnt 22 lol :lol: :wink:

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: God i hate you wiv a passion pats lol

She she she no i carnt she me bessy mate lol but it involes a double ended dil do and half…

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@prettypink wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

whoops i took a wrong turn, noo plz stop feeling my and elasticated skin lol, omg, i can feel ur colostomy bags pressing against me lol :lol: :wink:

You better be cushtee….or else!! :lol:

oh lol, *pulls pp’s hand away from my arce* lol :lol: :wink:

y does it change arce to arse lol

whoops i took a wrong turn, noo plz stop feeling my and elasticated skin lol, omg, i can feel ur colostomy bags pressing against me lol :lol: :wink: