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Light .

@best man wrote:

fat people who clog up the pavement,and you cant get past
slugs
them sachets in pot noodles
alex fergusons watch
go compare adverts
ppl with warts on their noses
rhubarb
2 faced bstrds
jazz music
chris moyles

Chris moyles , i should have added him to my list oh and the
go compare adds . :D

Thats one show i can miss , never been interested in any of them .. :)

Trolly pushers , who cant think 6 inchs in front of them .
Parents who push the pram/buggy out infront of them into the road
Unfriendly people in chat rooms , so far up their own arse
Sales men who just dont know how to take a NO .

Im sure i have more :lol:

Not meaning to be morbid in anyway , but was thinking as one does :D
and the songs below , both from funerals as the last songs played .
The first was for my mother and the second for my father , both very appropriate
for the lifes they both had ..

Nuts for good measure .

Mean .

Blame .

Few bottles of meths .

Like you Mrs T i liked Sid , but cant think i could want to be like him or indeed
look like him :lol: ……….. Does that mean that Thin does ? :D

Great films all of them .

And walked back out .

Evening news is where they begin with ” good evening ” ,
and then proceed to tell you why it isnt ..

Everyone has a photographic memory , some just dont have film .

Bone .

Bean .

Back to drawing board .

I have this one , i know its your turn jen :lol:

SCOPOPHOBIA .

Boot .

Seen .

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, it was ringing bells and I had to google…one song, one dance :D

I remember our flamenco teacher performing this for us at the end of term evening…she said it wasn’t true flamenco, but she loved it anyway. She had the stereotypical Spanish flamenco dancer looks – dark hair swept up, flashing dark brown eyes, an…

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