[Tartanbabe]

Somer1 your desperate for a Scottish woman is overwhelming majority of Scottish woman won’t look at ya love 🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Tartanbabe]

coneheed don’t you dare include me in your sordid 3 sums with somer 🤢

 

[Tartanbabe]

You do crave my attention coneheed do not say you don’t coneheed ya love  me don’t ya coneheed    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Tartanbabe]

just had information from a reputable source that I can state with clarity that coneheed was  at the salvation army ramming cheese sandwiches into his donkey jacket shouting f”/k you to the voluntary work staff with a big sign saying Morrisons warehouse doon soof pleeds

Anyways we all know this is to meet somer for a tranquil picnic on somers 45 minute dinner break where they can sit talking about their whole lives at JC whilst scoffing stale cheese sarnies and a glass of somers Bella brusco before getting the train straight back for somers birthday

Happy Birthday Somer son 🥂🥂 x

 

 

• This reply was modified 2 years, 8 months ago by  Tartanbabe.

[Tartanbabe]

Nah nae chance oh that coneheed   

[Tartanbabe]

you need double barrelled coneheed 💥💥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 

[Tartanbabe]

call me a dik again coneheed and I’ll slap you

no wonder you are banned you big cry baby oh and do not ever phone me again 🍹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

 

[Tartanbabe]

coneheed wanted a book on birds as in women not the flying kind 

[Tartanbabe]

stop keep phoning me telling me about what linda says on the phone to you anymore coneheed 🤬

now I know you tell her what we say on the phone too

still sending you bird books is she 

[Tartanbabe]

sorry to see you go coneheed 

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