Tartanbabe

Linda can you not remember what happened the last time you said you had too much jewellery and milky pawned half of it and went on a 2 year drinking binge with brenda pretending they had been sent to prison for serious fraud 🤔

Oh hello there somer just think instead of drinking Somerset cider and sniffing poppers behind the bike sheds with the…[Read more]

coneheed since I heard all the shouting and fighting last Monday whilst you were at the salvation army for your free tea what with the phone going down to what sounded like you being arrested you better either answer the phone or answer me on here to let me know you’re ok …[Read more]

gorging on bollox Somer 🤔

Does Mrs somer know you have these thoughts hmmm

Do you two old fish wives have no one else living in your mind’s rent free to desperately feel the need to come on a public platform to embarrass yourselves like this 🤔

Just one more thing coneheed stfu as if somer has a code lock when somer can not even count it takes somer all somers time to even write a full sentence not to mention everything…[Read more]

coneheed does nae know his arse from his elbow aint that right coneheed

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may I suggest at those extortionate prices they may have seen you coming linda maybe tell them to get on their bike

Or just an idea of course you could take swimming lessons and put your donald duck arm bands on and swim to Blackpool to kiss n cuddle coneheed 😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

poor somer is at work all weekend or they could have borrowed you their broken…[Read more]

Evening folks by the looks of it somers clearly getting none and most likely has had none for decades as it is obviously visible to all n sundry

The thing is what i found disgraceful was somer hoping n wishing anyone dead how uncouth n awful so all I can say is i forgive you n god bless 🙏

well said coneheed 😁

somer stop being so pedantic and defensive then maybe you will not get your knickers in a twist so much

So folks after somer1″s last post we can all safely say Mrs somer was just a figment of somers crazy imagination 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

reminds me of somers tattoo post Mrs somer she say yesssssssss

now we all know Mrs somer never existed 

Weemorg? You are definitely lead up the garden path you numb skull 🤣🤣🤣

leave jolly alone or his new girlfriend linda will tear you a new one what with Somer getting divorced it’s all going on let me tell you

not to mention draculina n divineinterventilating dating

have a nice weekend folks 🥴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

they asked everyone else to work Easter weekend but they said no

the only barmpot stupid enough to say yes was somer 🤣😂🤣😆🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

looks like the next JC marriage folks 🤔

get a room you 2 😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

normal people have inflatable friends 🤔

just to let everyone know coneheed proposed to me and I have finally accepted our wedding invitations will be sent out soon

so linda have some sense and stop phoning my future husband thanks 💕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

do you practice being boring or does it come naturally 🤔

all happening lately Linda phoning coneheed and somer meeting Tracy number 1 who would have thought it 🤔

how juvenile 🙄

children could read this

how vulgar 🤢🤮

we have all seen your pic in your scruffy jeans with your black vest and beer belly and snake like skin and when you blow that pic up you have the same fringe as Rab c nesbitt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You make coneheed look normal