talon

:D very good!

Haha, nos 11 and 13 are particularly good ones. :D

Junk mail does have its uses. It helps me fill up my recycling box, thereby earning me extra brownie points with the local council. :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

I read an article the other day about how the Tories are planning to, finally, reward married couples by giving them tax breaks.

The move is designed to “prevent further break-up of our morals and values in society”

Hmmm, talon thinks that the move is designed to “grab some badly needed votes at the next election before Cameron and…[Read more]

As far as the Yanks are concerned, 9/11 was far worse, not because of the actual event that happened, which was minimal compared to what’s actually happened in Iraq, but because all those highly-paid agents in the security services never saw this coming and were made to look like a complete bunch of muppets.

They probably never got over the…[Read more]

Nice one lol, and welcome to JC. :)

Truly, this is the work of a total genius…or a complete madman lol.

That line about the twin brother had me in stitches. Keep ’em coming!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hear electric shock therapy is pretty effective at curing paedos of their desires for child sex……at 50,000 volts, that is!!

It’s called finding a permanent solution to the problem.

When you see the attitudes of many of these East European Neanderthals, it’s great to be able to sit back with a smile on our face thinking how far advanced our society is compared to theirs. Yes sir! :)

I luvs these stories; really, I do! :lol:

Hmmm I seem to recall from my history lessons at school that the English, for centuries, p*ssed all over the Scots, Welsh and Irish, so I don’t think any of us should be surprised if they want a little revenge.

I think it’s called ‘payback time’.

Nice one melech. :D

As it happens my sister is a teacher, but she’s been smart enough to opt for teaching five year olds and under, when they’re at an age when they’re still reasonably sweet and angelic. It seems it’s not long after that that they start to turn into gormless zombies!

Well observed maryj. brilliant!! :lol:

msg deleted!

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

That Jesus bloke was an arab!

Which accounts for precisely jack sh*t these days! Strange to think how the Christian church likes to portray Jesus as a long-haired, hippy white guy with a bit of a tan; heaven forbid that they should have some arab ‘darkie’ at the centre of their faith, no sir, that will just not do!!

Maybe…[Read more]

Another fine piece of writing Mel. You’ve converted me to your witticisms.

I became disillusioned with horrorscopes a long time ago. Mine was always promising me ‘something good is about to happen’.

It never did of course. mrs talon is still with me!! :( :(

Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fair’s fair, we should all celebrate the joys of Mohammed if Saudi Arabia and all them Arab-y type people starting getting cosy and friendly with that Jesus bloke.

Can’t say better than that, innit!! :P

For chrissake, lighten up everyone :!: :!: You seem to be so fixated on your own personal ideologies that you missed the fact that that was a spoof post. It was all said very much ‘with tongue firmly in cheek’. I had originally intended to post it in the jokes board, but since it had a little ‘political flavour’ to it, I thought I’d try it out…[Read more]

Ah, those were happy days, when you could flit from job to job without a care in the world. Not so easy nowadays. And I did come across more than one supervisor or office manager into whose rectum I could quite easily have inserted a barbed vibrator. :twisted: :twisted: