Hi Shaz I used to hate you and Sian but I realised how gorgeous you were that I decided to be nice to you.
Anyway my son plays for some team and if I spent enough time looking after him I would be proud, Sadly I spend my time here and his mother (my bitch) does it for me.
I do wish I was single cos I’d have most of you (I reckon), but in the meantime I shall dream.
Love you xxx