Sword

@Sword wrote:

I’m confused Shazza, is god a dog?

Chels and Man U are handing you the f’kin championship on a plate! grrrrrrrrrr… but I digress. Tell Dave to slap you from me as a fellow Chels supporter please.

Great innit… though Im not up for thanking any dirty yids yet :wink:

Jermaine Defoe on his debut… a change is as good as a rest!!

@Sword wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Dog goes missing
Police find god and take it to kennels at station
Police then “lose” dog with no explanation as to how
Offer owners compensation for a “replacement”

Amazing what forensics can do nowadays… :wink:

shurrup you this is serious!!

I think if they found god they wouldnt have been so careless do you? :lol:

@Sword wrote:

You seem to have a habit of deleting people off MSN Pats… you go on about being the ‘deleter’ all the time as if you have made a conquest. Perhaps you delete them when caught with your preverbial pants down (God forbid they’d be the real thing). I expect Dagger will be next off, because his truth may be a little to embarrassing for…

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@Drivel wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Similar in sorts…

Why do lesbians use penis shaped dildo’s? And why is it that usually one of them is invariably the dominant partner with shaven hair and dressed like a bloke? Never really understood it.

Nice analogy Sword

I wonder that too

How come man hating dykes – get their partners to look like a swaety…

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@PATS wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Pats, you lied out of your teeth on this thread and have the gall to call us idiots? You need help.

if the cap fits ect……………… :wink:

It does look good on you

@Sword wrote:

Condone rapists? I guess being rammed by so many men you forget the reality from the fantasy.

I think it is you that cannot differentiate between reality and fantasy :lol: A Mii is mearly a character on a game console :lol: My being rammed, well I prefer it to be called sex but from what I have heard about your efforts rammed just…[Read more]

@Sword wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I bet you’re as fat I fook, I was when I stopped… Hence me starting smoking again. :D

Well done anyhow :P

So how come you didn’t lose the weight?

:lol:

@Sword wrote:

Ok I admit, it was me Rainny… I wanted to do untold things to you, but when all the naughty words had been changed I thought it looked rather unsexy to want to put my banana up your hot chocolate so I deleted it.

Ohh you charmer! Ram my arse with your banana too while you are down there….

@Sword wrote:

Life on Mars… bit freaky huh?
Now put yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

it’s a god-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair.

@Sword wrote:

4-0 so far, 30 mins to go… any way back for the gooners? :lol:

NO!!! hahaha!

We did the gooners last year, we’ll have the teapots this year.

Poor Gunners

@Sword wrote:

Similar in sorts…

Why do lesbians use penis shaped dildo’s? And why is it that usually one of them is invariably the dominant partner with shaven hair and dressed like a bloke? Never really understood it.

Nice analogy Sword

I wonder that too

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@Sword wrote:

Ah, do we have an ‘Alterior Motive’ forum, I feel Andrew will be in his element. Nice story though… have you read this one?

Scenario:
The corner shop where Andrew goes to buy his morning paper

Shopkeeper: Good morning Andrew
Andrew: Why are you calling me Andrew? You aren’t my friend!
Shopkeeper: But I have seen you every…

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@Sword wrote:

Are you always online?

Is that ya best chat up line?

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

I hope this is true also, it may be good news for the club if it was true.
But many rumours I’ve heard is if they (DIC) got hold of the club, Rafas gone and they want Mourinho as manager. I’m not sure I could stomach that .

Also if DIC did get hold of the club, I just hope they would…

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@Sword wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

I hope this is true also, it may be good news for the club if it was true.
But many rumours I’ve heard is if they (DIC) got hold of the club, Rafas gone and they want Mourinho as manager. I’m not sure I could stomach that .

Also if DIC did get hold of the club, I just hope they would revise the plans for the…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Whatever PB.

I didn’t type a word …. this is SOOOOOO unfair !!!

Don’t do dark blue in bold either… I would say when will you learn PB… but I think I need to say, when will they learn.

@Sword wrote:

Whatever PB.

I didn’t type a word …. this is SOOOOOO unfair !!!

@Sword wrote:

Is it just me?

@Reason wrote:

Ya knows ya both lyin bastads 32 other peeps were there remember……. ya gonna foookin call all of them liars too ????

@Reason wrote:

I have moved on …… so give the foook up coz ya aven’t managed to break us up. Suggest you do the same ya 40 faced bastad !!!!!!!!

@sarah_1 wrote:

Fgs the only…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@boojangle wrote:

Dont bite my ar se when it back fires!!!!

Heaven forbid

meet me ere tmozz shazza..i got the popcorn an front row tickets…………. 8)

@Sword wrote:

@boojangle wrote:

Dont bite my ar se when it back fires!!!!

Heaven forbid