Sword

It’s great… it’s not my thread and my gay stalker and gorgeous Sian (I typed that with a straight face, nearly) have dedicated poems to me… being the sensitive soul I am, I’m filling up.

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: And me yours Sword, I am so jealous of you :lol:

I gathered.

Great poem Sianny, I wish I had your ability.

@fastcars wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Very drole. I’ll tell you what else booze is good for: Weekend Clique Wars ©. Which side will you be rooting for, Ms Gooner? Personally, I’m hoping for a better showing from the Pats/Fastcars led team. They’ve been very quiet recently but I’ve a feeling they’re keeping some powder dry for just the proper occasion. I…

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So the bloke or chick has been here before
I don’t know why you’re feeling so sore
Personally I couldn’t give a monkeys elbow
If it were Pauly or Pats or Sian and so

I give the ‘new’ user the benefit of doubt
I’m sure he’s just a lager lout
That won a bet for 50 squids
It’s still more fun than you stupid kids.

@sharongooner wrote:

when I work out what hegemony means I will give you my views

Scottish new year innit?

I’m suing my doctor.

, 2046 ad

Can I die on the 11th? Just wanna be different like…

My personal opinion is that Murray isn’t strong enough or good enough to beat Nadal yet (I hope that statement gets stuffed down my throat come Saturday)… but he has done a tremendous job getting this far and is getting better literally by the day. He will be the official world no. 4 after the tournament… great success.

That’s lush Shaz, I never ‘died’ on JC before!

Awaits the obvious reply from the obvious people.

You forgot the bloke they know as sword
With many he strikes a poignant chord
In search of morons he does hunt
He likes to make them look a cunt.

But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
You see they are righteous never wrong
The clique list of JC is very long.

Good luck dear poet you may just wish
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@minim wrote:

Well.. I for one never expected to get death threats on a message board…. it just lends emphasis to how ridiculous this whole place can be.

I’m gonna stab you.

Can we all post our imminent deaths on JC?

Mims… wrong Kevin… :wink:

Plenty of (Alpha) competition at JC… don’t need a question or quiz.

@Matty wrote:

Barton seems a bit of a loose end, however on his day a great footballer

Denis Wise will be the next Manager if Keegan walks, which I think he will by the end of the season

Heard it here first from the expert football pundit.

@Matty wrote:

we are all full of cheap wine… appently in a year, we go to the toilet a whopping 1200 times

wtf are you on about now?

@Matty wrote:

“If I want to play for the money, I would accept the Manchester City offer or Chelsea,” Berbatov told MUTV.

looks like Chelsea put in a bid too it seems?

there is no argument, Chelsea are not a big team in terms of history, they are a big team in terms of money, which ever way you look at it, it does’nt really matter, unless you…

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Been reading all about it from bitter scum utd, sousers and gooner fans all day on the BBC today. We’ve won in Europe, played in the Champions League (with consistent progression), won FA and League Cups before Abramovich took over the reigns. He added the League to our portfolio of the past 11 years. We have also spent LESS than Man Utd on buying…[Read more]