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    Back to the serious stuff……………… Apologise for what exactly :?: :?: Do we hear the south africans saying sorry for the murder of white farmers :?: :twisted: :?: That was the weay of the world back then.. the strong ruled with fists of iron and the weak capitulated.. Except now the roles are reversed and Britain begs for forgiveness on bended knee for doing everything..including giving the British the right to breath :!:

    #264093

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    BNP tax cheat escapes jail:

    http://82.69.12.18/lancasteruafblog/index.php?itemid=610

    Another violent BNP politician escapes jail

    http://82.69.12.18/lancasteruafblog/index.php?itemid=694

    I’m glad that BNP aren’t in power.

    I’m thinking of running for government…so if you’re an illegal immigrant with a 3 bed house and up to 300 quid a week on the social, pack your bags.. and if you’re a pummer masquerading as a political know it all and an abuser of middle aged women… get out your lump hammer as i have a quarry that needs breaking up in exactly two days time :!: :wink: :lol:

    #265246

    I work in wilkinsons :!: :!: You may laugh , but its a job :!: :!: I’m a fully trained haidresser/Indian head massuer but got pished off with the constant competition to look trendy and spending all my hard earned money on the latest gadgets :!: Now i work, am also on tax credits so pay most of my rent ect I have two kids to support and still manage to keep a car on the road I also have a total debt of about 400 quid..blame the Next catalogue :!: ….. Yet still………….Jesus I’m amazing :wink: :!: :P

    #264853

    @metallica wrote:

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    @metallica wrote:

    this is me at my last bbq

    EEEEEEEWWWWW :!: :!: Bbq’ed fudge :!: :!: Can I have some tommy sauce an a side salad with mine please :!: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops:

    sorry i ate everything :lol: :lol:

    Well I’m shocked :!: :shock: :!: How on earth do you manage to stay looking so rubenesque on a diet of furry bbq fudge and such :cry: :shock: :wink:

    #264851

    @metallica wrote:

    this is me at my last bbq

    EEEEEEEWWWWW :!: :!: Bbq’ed fudge :!: :!: Can I have some tommy sauce an a side salad with mine please :!: :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops:

    #265650

    But didn’t all the smokers already know that this would happen once smoking was banned :?: :?: I’m a smoker and we all know a drink and a fag go hand in hand…whats the point in going to a pub where you’re allowed to drink until you’re either sick or beating up the next poor bloke/woman because they looked at your b/f, g/f :!: I enjoy smoking :!: :!: Wouldn’t you rather invite a few of your friends round at have a bloody good party at your own house, where you’re not kicked out at midnight , hunting for greasy kebab an chips and a extortitionatly expensive taxi to deliver you safely to your door :!: :!: As Sharongooner recently said… The fat cats will be policing the cake shop soon to stop us enjoying a bit of fresh cream too :!: :!: :twisted: :twisted:

    #261429

    When I go out of my way to help a customer who wants to buy a gazebo…and when i struggle from the warehouse with a great big bloody box thats weighs as much whats in my bra and the vvankers decide they dont want it after all and leave without so much as an apology or a thank you for my help :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    #261428

    @druid wrote:

    @mustangallie wrote:

    SOMEONE TAKING TWO PARKING SPACES GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THINK IM POSTING ON THIS ONE ALOT HEEHEE

    What aboout those that cannot park straight?, saw it all last night, disabled driver had left his parked at an angle not ‘parrallel’ to the parking bay lines, but diagonal, made a complete fool of the extra blue space bays either side, he/she must of just ‘driven in’ and just couldn’t be ar$ed to straighten up, not a typical disabled driver car either, mondeo, vectra, nove nope, it was an MR3 BMW. grrrr

    I think he probably parked paralel cos he was a paralelaplegic :wink: :oops: :lol:

    #265605

    @kentlass19 wrote:

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    He needs some stimulation :wink: 2 or 3 times a day :?: Are you incontinent or ‘active’ :wink: :lol: :shock: :lol:

    lmao active…but not in the way you think! :P

    change them in morning, then i change them when i prepare to workout and then i change them again after a shower :lol: :lol:
    i really wish i had to change them cos i’m ‘active’ :lol:

    Glad you took it in the light hearted way it was meant :!: :!: And I know what you mean about being inactive :cry: :cry: :roll:

    #265603

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    He needs some stimulation :wink: 2 or 3 times a day :?: Are you incontinent or ‘active’ :wink: :lol: :shock: :lol:

    That would be a lot of washing for his mum :shock:

    UGO uses a blo torch and a chisel for his grundies :wink: :lol:

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