this is a cool one abito !!
id invite my nan cos the last time i spoke to her before she died the pips went before i told her i loved her,
joe dimaggio cos he could tell me why marilyn married him,
my mate pete cos he never turned to me when he killed himself although i always tried to be there,
james dean to ask him why he had such a death wish and why he was never happy with his lot,
isaac newton just because he was smart and to query his theories !!
john lennon to ask why he thought so little of julian yet loved sean with all his heart, plus wtf he saw in yoko !!
richard burton…because he was an amazing actor with the sexiest voice ever,
elizabeth taylor cos she and richard were meant to be…im a romantic at heart !!
nostrodamus…was he a visionary ??
heath ledger….do i need to explain !!
me of course,
my mum cos shes the best and i love her..plus imagine if she got it on with richard burton !!
to eat….
venison in a red wine sauce with shallots roasted veg an butternut squash. sweet potato and mushroom pate, chocolate sponge with a vanilla custard. follwed with cheese an bix and loads of booze… no music a 20s theme and conversations to die for….
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i want one of leah cos she s an absolute b itch and she was at it again last nite at poor sam :lol:
SAM FOR THE BB CROWN THIS YEAR COS SHE NEEDS THE MONEY TO HAVE HER TACKLE REMOVED XXX LMAO
‘sleep with one eye open you ginger bas tard’ as he booted me in the kidneys……… good bloke my dad cant wait to meet him one day in a dark alley with no witnesses :wink:
still taught me how not to bring up children and i think i have done a brilliant job as my little girls an absolute diamond with a heart of gold who always tells me she loves me and rings me up when she s staying at friends to say goodnight !!! bless her :lol: :lol: :wink: [/b] and no wise ass comments from you lot !!
Not today but the other day. Was out on a work night out. Felt really crappy about myself, went through dozens of outfits cos ive put on a bit of weight and so nothing seemed to look right. Eventually found something I thought looked ok and went out. After a few drinks stopped feeling as self concious and started enjoying myself. Sat down for a meal and one of my colleagues who I rarely see turned round infront of everyone and said christ u can tell u enjoy ur food now. I was like what? he said well uve really beefed up I mean u used to be slim now ur beefy. This was infront of everyone I worked with, I wanted the ground to swallow me up. I left early and was in tears by the time I got home, how come some people can just be so bloody insensitive
did u refuse a date with him ?? cos it sounds like ur bog standard case of the green eyed monster to me…would have been a better nite if the toe rag choked on his chicken take heart hun cos its a guaranteed fact that hes got no willie, suffers from impotence or his wife doesnt understand him…after all his pyschiatrist doesnt so wtf should anyone else :wink:
lets start a new paragraph shall we !! yu gee oh is a card game , a bit like trumps, as for the pi ssing comment :lol: :lol: :shock: and the missy piggy comment…well i have lost a few pounds recently :wink: but as most of it was on the horses i guess that doesnt count
can see where your getting confused now as yu geedoes look exactly same as ugo maybe you left you spectables as the track along with your losses :lol: :lol: :lol:
along wiv my handbag and my mother ?? damn wondered where me dinner was an as for bingo…well thats been nigh on impossible :lol:
Anyways Big Brother a Complete wast of a good spot on channel Four Im off now as my life is suffering while on here so chow , tc , bye xoxox
ciao to u 2 hun its been an education xx :wink: dave
lets start a new paragraph shall we !! yu gee oh is a card game , a bit like trumps, as for the pi ssing comment :lol: :lol: :shock: and the missy piggy comment…well i have lost a few pounds recently :wink: but as most of it was on the horses i guess that doesnt count
can see where your getting confused now as yu geedoes look exactly same as ugo maybe you left you spectables as the track along with your losses :lol: :lol: :lol:
along wiv my handbag and my mother ?? damn wondered where me dinner was an as for bingo…well thats been nigh on impossible :lol:
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