my 40th in may..went back to leamington spa and met up with family and other people i love !! mandys my oldest friend and we went to school together…mind you i always visit her when im back home !!
when was the last time you got soooo drunk you so called friends had to ring you up to tell you how you got home, what you got up to, and every other shameful thing you got up to !! mine would have been the night i fell of my picnic table after trying to pole dance with the washing pole and i broke my wrist…3 yrs ago :oops: :D
u cudnt beat the crust surroundin ur cock u geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
u cudnt even beat ur meat so stop actin the tuff girl :D
lookin at ur pic sumbody has already beaten me 2 it :D
uve got ur ugly mug battered of the pavement a time or 2 by the looks of it :D
aint no shame in lookin like u do pecker :D
ur that ugly u went 2 the bathroom and scared the shyte outa the toilet :D
and i aint kiddin :-… :D
jesus christ…if you are going to insult me at least have the decency to f”cking type properly :lol:
trouble with JC is…there are too many illiterate b@stards
And ugo…I would gladly meet up and wipe that gormless smile off your thick-sh1t BNP face…
but then I started thinking that it would be like putting down a stray dog…
you don’t want to do it to the poor dumb animal…but you know it would be for the best in the long run 8)
beeker altho i dont know you i would like you to know that by replying to their sad, pathetic tirades, you are lowering yourself to their standards hun. after all do you see their pics displayed ??!! do what i do and laugh !! hope you and gyps had a great time !! and try not to let the ‘keyboard gangstas’ botherr you too much…probably jealous anyhow xx mwahhh :wink: :lol:
well if i thought about it properly.. i could have asked people to find the cheapest alton towers tickets, can’t find them any cheaper then £23 at moment, 3 years ago, managed to get 2 tickets for that
Funny you should mention that…I got one of those football gamecards from Tesco’s today and got the small prize….a £15 entry to Alton Towers….want me to send it to you? :lol: :lol:
if u hold them tickets up to the light u can spot which section has the bar code in it….my mate told me…honest :lol:
awww willow hun i hope you get over it soon hun… worst heartbreaking experience for me was when my fiance got off with my best mate……the expression killing two birds with one stone came to mind….!! im over it now they on the other hand have lost me !!! is there a moral in this ??!! NAAAAAHHHH! !!!! its just a bad choice of people to trust in my eyes, and as far as im concerned what goes around comes around….just wish i was there to witness the retribution :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
i think its a case of trying to find a happy medium matty, i dont believe that husband or wife automatically should come first just because they are said partner. Sometimes our friends need us and i would accept that from my husband if he was putting his friend first…..obviously if it was a constant thing and for trivial reasons i would be very pi ssed off !! Just because you marry it doesnt mean that your life before marriage is over ! you are after all the same person that your partner fell for ! and i dont know bout you lot but im not ready for me pipe and slippers quite yet ! friendships like marriage have to have a bit of work put in from both partiers for it to continue….hope this helps hun
me ??!! i drink as much as i want when i want…dont have a social life as in going to the pub as i have a daughter who i trust very few ppl to look after. so we get friends round, have a party…out comes the dance mats, the eye toy and the latest craze in our house….buzz….no its a ps2 game for all u pervs out there !! i cook eiother a bbq, curry or whatever we decide before hand and we all make a great wk/ends entertainment…plus we know the kids are safe and we aint gonna risk some no b jockey spiking our drinks or mortally offending decent ppl by dancin on the tables and gettin our jugs out and performing dirty dancing routines……nobody puts this baby in the corner…altho they have been known to leave me hugging the toilet seat on a few occasions !!
id spend the day with my daughter , explaining how life works, telling her how shes made my life complete. Id take her anywhere she wanted to go and buy her a present that would always let her know i was with her. then we d throw a massive party for all my family and friends and dance the night away with my kid to silly pop songs. then we d go home have a cuddle and she would stay with me till id popped me clogs. then she knows she has to stick me in a cardboard box, burn me on a bonfire and use whatever money i leave her to fulfil my dreams and travel the world…now im off to hug her and tell her i love her loads, then im gonna get pi ssed cos im depressed as hell :? :(
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