sweetasbaileez

I, on the other hand recommend a twice weekly colonic irrigation with the added enjoyment of a barium enema… i feel 4 stone lighter after this…………. :shock: :D

Its not the same without pants………………….

Agree with all of the above… But I can’t believe that at 14 years of age the boy didn’t understand right from wrong if HE knew he wouldn’t be served fags and alcohol cos of his age

I think maybe PB should run for office 8)

@kateee wrote:

i’ve had an email telling me i need to speak to dragon boss………… so i did it ended up as an argument she said i was in the wrong to tell head office what she said!!!!!……..i asked when she was gettin a letter and was told when i can be bothered i’m too busy…..thats when the argument really started but hey ho i feel better…

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Boy George :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Jeremy Kyle is my choice

He’s on my Facebook..

I’ve poked him, i’ve sent him messages, but still no reply. FFS,.. All i want to know really is if there is anything his brother HASN’T been involved in.. :shock:

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I bet Bornfree could make a better siggy :- :shock: :D

* Put’s down her chocolate orange biscuit* :-… :-…

She don’t work at Wilkinsons by any chance does she :?: :?: :? :? :twisted:

especially coated in petrol :P :P

It was the wynciette that got me off…. good job i had the foresight to remove 100% thermal kevlar label and replace it with one i just happened to have about my person……… :oops: :? 8)

OOhh They’re my solicitors too .. recently stopped me doing a 10 stretch for relieving my gran of her thermals..(well its cold) and she’d been dead a fair few hours :shock:

If you pull my hair I’ll have to kill you… I’m ginger and we’re known for being badd ass and don’t you forget it doughnut knickers :twisted: :P :wink:

Ha ha !!! good one … but take a little bit of offence ffs this place has so go downhill

Don’t say that….you’ll get me in to trouble………….and if I get booted from thios site I’ll be destroyed and have no life you barstud :shock: :wink: :P

Awww isn’t Martin a sweetie :? :shock: :P :wink:

all the best shazza…. 4-4 an all :? 8) :wink:

@Pete wrote:

Never had an x boyfriend :? :lol:

You surprise me Pete ….thought you anf Fasty were an item :wink: :lol: 8)

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You’re naughty, but not trashy.
You don’t shy away from a dirty joke, and you’re clearly not a prude.

am quite a good girl really :P :P :D