sweetasbaileez

@fastcars wrote:

You really should try not posting when you’re pissed oss… :lol:

just pi ssed :?: :?: I reckon he’s def had a couple of hallucinogens too :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:

I’ve long blamed this government for Racist attitudes that are pouring out from the working classes of England……………… :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Pease Mr Blurgh……………give me a house, benefits…im an illegal immigrant :roll: :roll: :shock:

@Slayer wrote:

Guess the big bang didnt happen yesterday then- at least not in the Slayer house. Does that mean I have to fill my bunker in now-story of my life, filling one hole after another.

Being as we’re 12 hours behind Usa Slayer i dont think it’ll hit us till this afternoon…. My bbq will go off with more than a bang then won’t it :!:…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

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@ubermik wrote:

Maybe you never had any to strart with, or perhaps you you’ve been unlucky enough to only bump uglies with the slacker “bucket sized” gals lol

The fact is tho that millions, literally of men have complained of a lack of sensitivity, infact biology and basic human physiology dictates it WILL happen due to exposure to the air and…

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Tut don’t you lot know anything :?: :!: :roll:
Black men can’t swim cos god didn’t want them in england ( He didn’t figure on the invention of the boat..bloody egyptians :twisted: :twisted: )
White men can’t jump cos their beer bellies and man boobs hurt when they try :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:

@Matty wrote:

if the music is rubbish, i’m turning back

Anything from linkin park to justin timberboots, daniel beddingfield to pink floyd here hun :!: 8)

@Matty wrote:

wish somthing of mine would rise from the dead

:shock: :shock: So the religious weekend of no smutty responses lasted long then :!: :lol: :lol: :wink:

* passes matty the viagra* 8)

@Matty wrote:

ok, i’ll drive to the smell of the smoke

You won’t miss it… mine will be the house with the loud music and the raucous laughter :wink: :lol:

I’m having a massive bbq at 3pm.. pop over if you want :wink: :P

@Oss wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@sunny wrote:

See now thats just a NO all that hair and the one on the right looks like my old mans all the time

So maybe he did grow out of his forskin 8)

Lastly, and this is potentially quite important, circumcision is well known to cause a massive lack of sensitivity during sex, a point convenient…

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If it were my child and that was the attitude the police took :?: :?: Then I’d now be sitting in a prison cell doing 25 to life for the torture and murder of said filthy scum bag barstud who dared to think he could lay a hand on my flesh and blood in any way …………. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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@sunny wrote:

See now thats just a NO all that hair and the one on the right looks like my old mans all the time

So maybe he did grow out of his forskin 8)

Lastly, and this is potentially quite important, circumcision is well known to cause a massive lack of sensitivity during sex, a point convenient conveniently ignored

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@ubermik wrote:

I’ll go and chew some maggots and bread then so I can wait with “baited” breath :lol:

And being IN one is even ruder dear

Especially if it was a huge strapon one…..

Actually, is that spelt “strapping”?

Hmmm :lol:

What a disgusting thought.. all that fur rubbing sensually against my bare naked skin……………. :shock:…[Read more]

@ubermik wrote:

I really dont think this is either the time or the place for you to recant your drunken bondage and bestiality escapades :o :o :o

Mail them to me later hehe :wink:

I said IN ONE not ON ONE you rudey :shock: :wink:

expect a reply by midnight :wink: :shock: :lol:

@Druid wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Druid wrote:

Cute ickle kiddy……………and as a reminder here it is,

Looks like he’s trying to say ‘not priday’ :?

FUNNIEST ANSWER GETS A FREE ‘DRUID’ STYLEE SIG ANSWERS & VOTES IN YOUR REPLIES PLEASE

TUT…you lot :roll: He’s saying NOT FRIED EGG cos he’s just done an essay on dietary needs and…

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@ubermik wrote:

Dont feel so bad about it tho, not everyone can be expected to master the art of applying mascara hun lol :lol: :lol:

Anyway, havent you ever seen a panda? :o :o :o :wink:

nearest thing i’ve got to a panda is being handcuffed in the back of one during my wild and rebellious youth :wink:

@ubermik wrote:

But he IS having the front of his head lobotomised aint he? Duh lol

And the one he thinks with by the looks of it :)

Cheers for that thought before bedtime Uber :-… :-… :-…

@Slayer wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

For one Slayer and I are in total agreement :shock: :shock: Don’t we have enough of our own criminals to deal with :?: If we were convicted of a serious crime in many countries we would be deported..( if not killed) why should we keep them here, paying thousands od pounds a week out of our taxes to…

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@ubermik wrote:

Well if youre wearing a short skirt and no slime catchers you should make sure you dont fall over and “pout” at the whole world then lol :wink: :wink: :D

The gash was the cut on my head Uber :oops: :roll: :!: 4 stitches and the best black eyes ive ever seen :!: :wink: