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Nipples :shock:

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Afull Engish th works

With fry bread black pudding bacon sos eggs beans mushrooms and hash browns and a mug of coffee

Whats the bigest lie on here you have told

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Got emerson lake and parmer on at the min fan fare of the coman man

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Not done it …………Would do it ……………. with hmmmmmmmmm defo shazza f00k me always wanted to do a blonde …………………sian because she to me ozzes sex apeal

would have done arkle :twisted: :lol: 8)

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Early kick off tommorrow 1 45 :evil: hate early kick offs then down the pub after for a hour to chat about the game with a few blokes i go down with

of to motherinlaws in the eveming she aint to well fink the old mans worried :?

theh curry and a few can watching x factor

Sunday going crem going to pick me new stairs carpet and home for dinna and chill out

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Hubs brought a Pc for our daughter so she could start doing work for school on it

was stuck in the living room and every night while she was in bed we seartch for po rn lol

And dont tell me none of you lot didnt when ya got ya pc lol

Well after getting fed up with seeing c0ck after c0ck and fairy flue after fairy flue i typed in chat rooms f00k nos why

And this place was top and i went in chat room and sat and watched for a bit thinking f00k me this place is hyper they are all mad dirty minded f00kers and rip each other apart lol

Then butterfly and alora started to say hello sunset hows you after a few nights of seeing me in there then i met pats kate dagger arkle gyps side show jack and loads of others and with my spelling and my god its bad now was a million times worse then pats started to have a go on any 1 who said owt about it lol dant take long for people to back of me when pats and kate started on me lol

i was so inocent its untrue looking back and what iv learned over the years lol :oops: but i wouldnt change it except i would love the old uns to be back and the rows that used to go on for daysssssssssssssssss

F00k me this place is timid to what it was believ me lol

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Im sure iv told this storie before but never mind lol il tell it again ……………….

My blind date worked with me mom ………..And she thought the world of this lad said ohhhhh debs he as a lovely car * f00king cortina * lol He gives me a lift every night to the bus stop why dont you go out with him for a drink

To witch i said if he is that good go out with him ya self lol I was going though a patch where i was drinking pritty heavy to be honest to a piont i was waking up and having a can before work :roll:

Well after her nagging and f00k me our mom could nag i agreeded just to shut her up

Was April the 1st 1986 i thought na this is a wind up a april fools joke so went along with it lol

He was the most stuck up c00nt iv ever met what the prat hadnt done wasnt worth talking about ………..But he brought me drinks all night and i drank him under the table lol

I swore i would never meet him again he didnt smoke couldnt hold his ale and bragged none stop about money :evil:

Then i was sat at home 3 days later and he pulled up i was in me jim jams no make up hair a mess and thought wot the f00k he want

22 years later im still with the c00nt and he still carnt hold his ale :lol:

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Hope you had the runs and ya piles burst on both burfdays ya grumpy old c00nt 8)

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I carnt watch any more hubs as through a toilet roll at me just said ffs debs and walked out

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@minim wrote:

Until then, the benefits of smoking are, that you all can take time away from your desks to go to the smokers corners outside, and socialise with other smokers, when the rest of us non-smoking mugs are still working away… :D Well thats actually the only benefit I can think of, but am sure you can all add a few to the list.

Moms its aint a benefit for us few at work we have to clock out we are aloowed 3 / 5 min fag breaks a day and have to make the itme up after work

by the time you have clocked out ran to the smking corner where we have no shelter and when its raing have a few broken golf brollys you suck so hard to get as much in ya as ya can to have to run back and the none smokers think its madness and have even said we should have a sleter

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