stephen1

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i try tantrum sex….if i’m after summet new. works every time.

:lol: now I know what it means….

I got a boxer dog last time I did that!

i’m gettin a new puter fa xmas………….hehe.

oh you so know…. :lol: tis amazing what you can get when you put your mind to…

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@*Sian wrote:

Anyone go for it?

After 21 years of marriage I would go for just about any kind of sex. :lol:

Stephen

OK, now I’m senseless, Esme, I defy you not to get your bootylicious on with this one. Even my banana is dancing.:shock:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo

Forget Me Not, you are becoming a prodigious poet. You have great energy, and some fine ideas, but it is time to move beyond your natural ability, and delve in to the craftsmanship of writing a poem. Neither youth, nor haste can be an excuse, anymore. If you feel you are worth it, that the reader is worth it, then you must mine some of those…[Read more]

“Donald, Where’s your Troosers?”

The late, great Barry White…My Everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2Fve72AZg&feature=related

The late, great Pavarotti with Barry White

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL0WFcygdWY&feature=related

@Pete wrote:

hundreds to choose from and you chose a little un stephen :shock: :lol:

Dang! :evil: Got a find me a bigger banana. LOL

At what age did you lose your virginity?

19, she was 32. :shock: Yeah, I know…SCORE!!!! :P

Have you ever held someone in your arms, or been held, and watched a shooting star together?

@Esmeralda wrote:

Doesn’t everyone? :wink:

Have you ever wanted to change gender?

Been there, done that, got the penis to prove it! :wink:

Have you ever wanted to make love in the Space Lab?

I LOVE that musical, and I watching that clip made me want to rent the dvd. Howard Keel is top-notch, that’s for sure. I guess there wouldn’t be a role for him in “Rent.” :roll:

I love this song from “You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown.” Hilarious, and a good philosophy!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G8WLmn6VwiY

Stephen

With food…guilty.

Do you ever think of chucking it all, in pursuit of a compelling dream?

and i know thats sacriledge from a Scot, but heck i put diet coke in mah whisky Smile

I hope that’s a blend, because putting anything in a single-malt is beyond sacrilege; it’s heresy.

I’ll let ye aff..seein’ as I used to drop acid in mine..

:shock:

Stephen

I’m not sure I would agree with the person who posted the vid that Andrew Lloyd Weber is the best musical-theatre composer ever, but he certainly wrote some great stuff and “Music of the Night” is one them.

Here’s another from a “best musical-theatre” composer ever, Richard Rogers. Oh, I guess I should mention his lyricist Oscar Hamerstein,…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

What’s his name, again?

JK, it’s a fine handle. :D

Stephen

Could this man really have been only twenty-five when he died? When is it that we grow-up in this way? I have hope that there is no blue-print from one life to another, but rather just imprint.

WHEN I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has glean’d my teeming brain,
Before high piled books, in charact’ry,
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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

Eye-racki!

Isn’t that a euphemism for boob-watching?

Only in your mind, Stephen..
*lifts up vest to give him a biiiiiiig surprise* :lol:

:twisted: :twisted:

So why couldn’t the yanks just wage the war on a message board?

Who’s saying they aren’t doing that as well? :shock:

Eye-racki!

Isn’t that a euphemism for boob-watching?

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil:

no i didnt !! i was speaking to myself :) as i oft do.

now gissa kiss…. xx

And there was me thinking I was promised…

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@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil:

no i didnt !! i was speaking to myself :) as i oft do.

now gissa kiss…. xx

Mwuah.

:D

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil: