Squeezy

@Squeezy wrote:

@Chess wrote:

NAh Mary sure Tommy would have a union jack thong on :lol: :lol:
Wouldnt he :?: :?: :?:

I reckon the Union Jack is tattooed over his heart……..

But ya have to ask yourself where his heart is :lol: :lol: :lol: and considering where his brain is we might have to search a bit :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@Squeezy wrote:

Pickled Onion ‘Meanies’
Being able to bug my dad for ’20p for the ice-cream van’ (wouldn’t get much change from a pound these days)
Mallet’s Mallet
Philip Schofield and Gordon the gopher. (I still love Philip!)
Music from the mid-90’s
Family days out to our special place by the bridge over a small stream in the country. 8)

Oh, and…

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@*Sian* wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Hi Squeezy :)

Hello

I’m not ‘officially here’ I’m meant to be helping decorate, but I just have a quick break now and then when I sneak off to make the tea/coffee :wink: :lol:

:lol:

What are you doing decorating at this time of night? That reminds me of an old joke :lol:…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Hi Squeezy :)

Hello

I’m not ‘officially here’ I’m meant to be helping decorate, but I just have a quick break now and then when I sneak off to make the tea/coffee :wink: :lol:

:lol:

What are you doing decorating at this time of night? That reminds me of an old joke :lol: :oops:

@Squeezy wrote:

I think we had better take the final arrangements to pm guys…don’t want anyone complaining that we’re drivelling…… :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

and glad to know you and dawny met at last,,was it hate at first sight (chuckle)

You’d have to ask her that lol – but I thought she was great.

We sat yapping till the cafe closed, was a lovely afternoon. 8)

Nope loved me Squishy girl to bits :D

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@Squeezy wrote:

^^She’s just great 8) And our ‘Best international member’ :wink: :D

2nd best, I’ll always be the best no matter how many people vote against me 8) :wink:

Now then, Squeezy is awesome. Very funny girl. Am gonna marry her in my next life :D 8)

@Squeezy wrote:

OMG – i just checked my emails and found a lovely message from someone who I haven’t heard from in aaaaages! 8) :D

gary barlow?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

JUSTCHAT AWARDS

The winners are as voted for ‘by the people’ :lol::

Best Male PETE

Best Female SUNNY

Funniest Male TOMMY TOXEN

Funniest Female ABITOFMARY_J

Sexiest Male KANGAWALLAFOX

Sexiest Female GIGGLES

Most Sensible Member SGT PEPPER

The Nicest Member *DAWNY*

Best Newcomer (joined…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

Swallowed my lip ring…….. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

*chokes*

Oh – you’ll have fn passing THAT out the other end :shock: :?

How the fook did you manage to swalow it?

I was chewing on it Squeezo, it came undone, I coughed and it went in instead of out! :shock:

@Squeezy wrote:

I never checked – I just went straight to the index when I clicked on ‘favourites’ :?

That is the Message Forum Index :( There’s nuthin there…take a pic of yours and show me dammit! :evil:

@Squeezy wrote:

This is worse!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Get ready to be Seagulled

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.
In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
toilets to masturbate, collect their
semen in the palms of their hands, then go…

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@Squeezy wrote:

This is worse!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Get ready to be Seagulled

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.
In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
toilets to masturbate, collect their
semen in the palms of their hands, then go…

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

esp with white background… my eyes are stinging squinting at screen

wot Lucky sed :sad:

I’m feeling it more now the tiredness is kicking in lol…. :lol:

It’s TOO white! Even on the chatrooms I change the background colour from white to orange with a navy blue text. W…

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Mart misses out again……

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: Actually, I have appointments every day in september, just remembered. 8)

oi ya…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Mart misses out again……

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: Actually, I have appointments every day in september, just remembered. 8)

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@emmalush wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

And how is this mental and physical abuse??? :roll:

Please note the word “MAY” in my title.

IF a child refuses to do something they dont wana do, as 3 year olds do, what does “have to play together” then mean to you?

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@Squeezy wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Mart misses out again……

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: Actually, I have appointments every day in september, just remembered. 8)

@Squeezy wrote:

And how is this mental and physical abuse??? :roll:

Please note the word “MAY” in my title.

IF a child refuses to do something they dont wana do, as 3 year olds do, what does “have to play together” then mean to you?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

tsk at me even being nominated!!! :shock:

I know :shock:

Remind me….why is it that they call you ‘Mucky’??? :wink: :twisted:

:lol:

I just assumed it was because it rhymed lol

Nah – if that was the reason they’d call you something like Ducky….or …f.ucky…. :wink: :lol: :lol: