Squeezy

@Squeezy wrote:

Lol Sweetz – that’s the old collage.

Here’s the most recent one: :D

cant read half their bloody names but kangawallafox is a babe :!: :!: :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@waring wrote:

Revenge is for your own satisfaction, both of u get a life.

why thank you !! constructive criticism is always appreciated :D

Ooo – sarky!! :lol: :lol:

MOI !!! sarcastic ???….never squeezy :D :D :wink:

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@Yuna wrote:

I craving chippy dinners at the moment. :lol:

Must be a boy then – apparently they give you unhealthy cravings :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Ugh – you have my sympathy xsxsx

Thanx hunni, mind you my hubby keeps phoning me from work bless him, he told me to phone in sick but i cant :( I suffer guilt :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Becky, that is sacrilege! You should only add a small drop of water or ice at the most, but never mixers.

Agreed – although my dad would have a fit at even the ice going in to ruin it :lol:

Your dad sounds cool enough without the ice. 8)

@Squeezy wrote:

Glad you’re ok Rubes xsxsx

wot Squeezy sed 8)

@Squeezy wrote:

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :lol:

I will pm you let you in on the joke :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Ummm…. :oops:

My friend tried to cut me a fringe when I was 15 but we only had a pair of nail scissors…she cut it far too short, it looked bloody awful for ages.

I dyed my hair black at 18 but I am too pale so I looked like death, so I dyed it bright red which was pretty cool for a while until I got bored with it – asked my…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

supeglues pb to the keyboard

Just make ure he’s not glued to the ‘delete’ button :wink: :twisted:

pmsl squeezy xxx

hugsssssssssss xxx

@Squeezy wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Well as you live in the states, you do things differently dont you…. we dont even tip the first time. (we are manky stingy b*st*rds) *cue a backlash!

PML – speak for youself…tightwad :lol: :lol: :lol:

You would be right! :wink: I have a good reason to be!

@Squeezy wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Winning is great….. but taking part is even better…. :wink:

Was there really a need for that?

Does anyone really give a damn? :roll:

YES and YES

@Squeezy wrote:

Why does being Scottish exclude me from being able to participate?? :roll:

Because you’re Scottish and gimacing and blaming everything on the English comes as naturally as breathing :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

*Wonders whether to let JB know that the BB forum is only a small part of the Soap Forum……but decides not to cos he’s using big, scary red letters and probably doesn’t need antagonising!* :shock: :lol: :lol:

Now you’re just nitpicking Squeezy – now Shoo! Move along! Off you go! Keep walking! On yer way etc…….that’s…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

Hello and welcome ASB.

Please excuse my fellow JC’ers…one mention of a rampant rabbit, their eyes glaze over and they go into orgasm mode :lol: :lol: :lol:

”’ Grass”’ !!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@The Observer wrote:

I have heard that in some advanced civilised societies (e.g. Scotland) that the women can actually suckle their young and still have two hands free to type shyte on message boards. Is God forward thinking or what?

Fecking amazing, innit??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually, we only need one hand to type shyte – the…

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive? :?

Being obnoxious for the sake of it loses its impetus Kevin … Stick to things you actually know something about, rather than rely on worn out clich és :wink:

Note to Ed … Could you please arrange it so that I can use…

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@*Sian* wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Bob?? Why Bob? :lol:

I call my son bob or bobbit :lol: :lol: I can’t imagine Tad’s reasons would be the same as mine :shock:

:lol: You know it :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Tell you what – when you’ve made 50 posts, I’ll have a look at your link :wink:

:lol: You’re learning

wot they sed :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

PML – tell you what Rubes, I’ll keep Norbert, and you can have a loan of OH :lol: :lol:

ponders squeeze’s indecent proposal…!! erm…can i hand him back all shagged out !

He’s already shagged out – he’s had me using and abusing him for 9 years :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@beltane wrote:

But, I have heard that Scottish women can sometimes be scarey.

Is that true?

Dunno…but the 2 women who have replied to you (Ruby and I) are both Scottish…… :wink: :lol:

I like Scottish. And Irish too. In fact, I find people from UK in general to be really nice, well, most people. There are the…[Read more]