Squashed monkey

I am at work it is 4.00 in the morning and I don’t even work nights

But I am on JC so not all is bad :wink:

Strange my ex gave me the hump and all

I had a simmilar thing happen to me but mine was all done on a card I had never even owned :? :shock:
Got it back though the bank let me know as opposed to me finding out when I had no cash :)

LMAO at Family fortunes :lol:

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

Drove down the road and turned into a field :wink:

If i woke up with the person above me I would be concerned as I live in a flat aiigghht :wink:

Never funny if you have to explain :oops: :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Squashed monkey wrote:

Nicely built Barrats flats :evil:

eh :?

What would you say if you woke up to the person above you ?

hth

Nicely built Barrats flats :evil:

@angel1 wrote:

@Squashed monkey wrote:

I have run out of bog roll.

*passes the monkey some andrex*

Now I’m thinking needed man size, finger pushed through :oops:

Also available in large :oops:

I have run out of bog roll.

Luv it.
Shopkeeper rules!! 8) 8)

OI I don’t think the height and consistency of my monkey has anything to do with you :lol: