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DAMN, too late, ChatGuideBK just offered me sexual favours in return for nominating her as well :( :(

@Soulie wrote:

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

Whatever you perceive it as – no point lieing to people.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

Whatever it takes to get that magical connection with each other.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

She feels completely…

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who ever you think it is it ain’t gonna be me

Chaos_UK :P :P :P

59% – Quiite Picky

You have high standards and are too quick to reject people, but you still understand that everyone has to make a few compromises, even in the most successful relationships.

What does regret mean? :? Seems like a stupid waste of time to me – do everything with conviction!!

When was the last time you played a practical joke on someone?

Never that I can remember

When was the last time you stood up for who and what you are though it made you unpopular?

You’ll be sorely missed Kerry,

I loved your sense of fun and your wicked sense of humour. You made me laugh in ways that most other people I meet never have.

I pray you have found the peace and tranquility you desired now and that you no longer suffer.

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@angel1 wrote:

ooooooooooooooo whos faced was ya stuck too??? :? :? :lol: :lol:

It wasnt my face she was stuck to :wink: :wink:

Thanks first to Vamps and Belle for their hospitality – you two were great for putting us up and feeding us while we were with you.

Angel1 was a real sweety as ever, even if she did slap me several dozen times whilst we were away. You make me laugh a lot girl, thankyou.

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@Mr_Angel1 wrote:

i managed to sneak a kiss off her too but i was lucky enough not to get caught on camera :wink: :wink: :wink:

Yeah but I did capture that special moment between you and Witey :wink: :wink:

Hi Julieanne and welcome to JC.

Nice to see another Colchestrian on the boards :D :D

@Gyps wrote:

Why do men m@sturbate?

Cos its cheaper than having to pay maintenance when its all over :lol: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

once she is cast down into a place more terrifying than her scariest possible nightmares OK dear!

You mean she has to go in forum 3 ????

Oh bloody hell :shock: :shock:

I think tommy is just sucking up to Michelle in a vain hope of trying to convert her :lol: :lol: :lol:

Saturday

When was the last time you cried with laughter?

nothing :(

10…… she’s lovely :D :D

Can I poke your contradictions up your ass? :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

Theres new meat here, thought i could smell a fresh fragrnce in the air :twisted:

Smells more like fish than meat :wink: