Spanish

W.A.S.P. – Animal (I F**k Like A Beast) :wink: :lol: :lol:

Sex is always on my mind :(

My turn on top!

I’ll be your friend Tommy……

….. if it means I get freebies :wink: :wink:

I defluff daily

When was the last time you went out with yesterday’s underwear still on?

I could “shove” you for hours babe :wink: :wink:

Needs a good whipping :wink:

Nooooooooooo

Now roll over and let me take a closer look :wink:

@alan snowman wrote:

december wen i went home

wen was the last time u had hairy legs

My legs are always hairy

When was the last time you told someone they were beautiful?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes…. give me cocoa every time – better that that sex stuff any day.

Wan.king works better for me :D :oops: :oops:

Too damned gorgeous to be single for long :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Who need this sex stuff – give me a nice warm cardigan and a cup of cocoa every time.

And the cocoa last longer doesnt it PB :wink: :wink:

You Are 42% Evil

You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

With sex there’s always bloody problems.

I would have thought a man of your advanced years would have overcome that one by now, PB :wink: :wink:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

I’m calling the police………..

…….your cheque from last time just bounced

Saturday :oops: :oops:

When was the last time you laughed so much it hurt?

9 – cos i need to give her 1 to make her perfect :wink:

She’s so wrong but I adore her anyway.

is one tart i’d like to eat :wink: