Spanish

3.1427 – cos she bakes a mean PI

…. is gonna bend over and take it like a woman :wink: :wink:

Love is…………. a great way to burn up some calories :wink:

With you, I dont need viagra, I need hallucinagenics :lol: :lol: :lol:

20 minutes ago – smiled at a girl in the street and she smiled back :D :D

When was the last time you did something romantic?

I struggle to be anything but

When was the last time you broke the law?

I’ve only just got warmed up…… are you free all week? :wink:

Of course, as long as you make me dinner in bed tonight :D

This afternoon

When was the last time you watched pornography?

Love is…… knowing what she’s thinking

L.A. Guns – Sex Action :wink:

A friend is someone who is responsible for what got between your teeth in the first place :wink: :wink:

@American Woman wrote:

Why does my son always find the strangest things to get into????
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A new, weird girlfriend is it? :wink: :wink:

We only accept sterling, none of those silly dollars, thankyou :lol: :lol:

An MSN convo I just had with someone about clueless men :lol: :lol: :lol:

erm…… as above :oops:

When was the last time you were with someone who didnt know what they were doing in bed?

OUCH!!! Mind my tonsils

March 2002

When was the last time you tried something new in bed?

@*Sian* wrote:

Someone that doesn’t sh*t on you from a great height :roll:

That’s birds for you :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pass the baby oil over dear :wink: