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I’m picking my kids up from their mums and taking them straight to my parents and then back again after a couple of days so I havent bothered with a tree or decs or food or anything… saved an absolute fortune this year :D

I don’t believe in love… it’s just a conspiracy put around by lazy women who want to trap men into providing for them for the rest of their lives :lol:

@rossylass wrote:

Aww Lexia I just love the dishevelled look……………its so me ………. :lol:

The just been shagged look suits you lass :lol:

@crazy chick wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@rossylass wrote:

after all what woman wants a man that spends more time and money on beauty products than she does ……………………lol………………..

*throws the nail varnish and moisturiser away* :oops:

ya want waxin too :wink: …. :D

You can wax all the way to the top of my legs any time…[Read more]

@rossylass wrote:

after all what woman wants a man that spends more time and money on beauty products than she does ……………………lol………………..

*throws the nail varnish and moisturiser away* :oops:

If you choose to live in this country then conform to our way of life and beliefs. If you dont like it then dont come here of fook off back to where you came from.

Alternatively, how about we reintroduce capital punishment for those who would try and impose their culture upon us, as surely that is treason by stealth?

PATTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

can i call ya grandma :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@crazy chick wrote:

“walks off in a “serious” strop” lmao

*laughs and waits patiently, knowing she’s faking it*

I’ve not had any in a while and it used to bother me, although im over that now… sex isnt the be all and end all of life you know!!

However, when the opportunity is there I would say high is an understatement – i can be totally insatiable pretty well all the time :oops:

As for sex aids, adventurousness, positions, etc, etc – the more the…[Read more]

crazy being serious? wtf!! :lol: :lol:

I’m 5ft11, weight 10st and am a size 32″ waist yet still look a bit porky.. guess build comes into it more than just height!

@suzy sioux wrote:

as for the hand, make up your own mind :lol:

Well I’m gonna say it was suzy sioux in the bedroom with the bean.. it works for me.. sod the truth!!

Bog off you old tart :P

xxx

One question though suzy – why are your trousers on the bed and what are you doing with the hands we cant see in your picture? :wink:

@crazy chick wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

hey spanish babes xoxoxoxoxox hope ya ok :wink:

All the better for seeing you laying on your back :wink: x x x

shuuuuuush people will talk lol , :lol:
awwww i’ve missed you!!!! xoxoxo

I’ve missed you too – you’re a fun girl – if i wasnt gay you’d…

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@suzy sioux wrote:

meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :D

mmmmmm, nice looking tits you have :D

@crazy chick wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

hey spanish babes xoxoxoxoxox hope ya ok :wink:

All the better for seeing you laying on your back :wink: x x x

shuuuuuush people will talk lol , :lol:
awwww i’ve missed you!!!! xoxoxo

I’ve missed you too – you’re a fun girl – if i wasnt gay you’d so be my type :lol:

@crazy chick wrote:

hey spanish babes xoxoxoxoxox hope ya ok :wink:

All the better for seeing you laying on your back :wink: x x x

I think the original poster has a lot of learning to do about the concept of attraction.

Firstly, men and women generally have different subconscious criteria for choosing a mate, even if the goal is nothing more than a one night stand. Back in the dawns of time when mere survival was a daily chore, evolution found a way to ensure humanity’s…[Read more]

I’m just gutted that the only way I was likely to get Pebbz wet was by throwing her off the pier :lol: :lol: