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  • #196681

    oh look i see my car noo

    pure brill :D/ :D

    #196772

    i got a purple motor

    but cant see it

    y dat b :? :shock:

    #196679

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    hehe…

    When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    Thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you Will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
    in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

    pmsl :lol: :lol:

    #196600

    nae soz but flowers r naff

    give me a case o tennents anyday

    o n mind me nuts :D/ :D

    #196182

    hello awbudy

    i have returned :D/

    #192993

    sugar

    #100372

    call

    #100370

    bull

    #196162

    @Cuddles 4 u wrote:

    awrightyyy!! snuggs nice tae meet yi tae meet yi nice!! :D/

    hiya :D/

    #196276

    one yr i got a fiat punto

    crashed it :shock:

    wots new

    this yr i wont bother :D/

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