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  • #259709

    You’re a great asset to JC, Ugo. I’ll miss you. You’re a fellow true Briton.

    You’re always welcome at Good Chat.

    Clean slate & clean start for a clean site.

    #258538

    That’s basically what we already said. Except a little more subtle and with added humour.

    #259665

    @white witch wrote:

    He just cant help but post rubbish on serious threads can he Typical Man :x

    No fat people have remorse!

    #258912

    You’re wrong.

    Why is it wrong to hang a man accused of rape? I think it’s fair.

    If a man is accused of rape, hang him.

    If it turns out that the woman was lying – Hang her! Then the man gets justice.

    Can’t get much fairer than that, surely? :?

    OR……………………….

    Make females wear compulsory chastity belts that only become unlocked when she gets married, when the priest hands the husband the key after they’ve kissed. That’d work!

    That idea is copyrighted, by the way. So if you steal it, I’m going to sneak into your house, have sex with your skull, then smash it in with a brick until your legs stop twitching – OK ???

    #259588

    My fantasies of bumming PB should be left to private.

    Your mindless insults on the behalf of your master should become a little better.

    Guess we both need to improve, huh?

    #259295

    Of course. I’m the lawyer. I’ll simply threaten to hang any jury that doesn’t side with us.

    I thought it through, see?

    #259584

    So come on PB, are you the giver or the taker?

    And when you get bummed, do you prefer using red hot chilli sauce for lube, deep heat & sand, or do you simply like your bummer to use a condom made out of industrial sandpaper?

    #258910

    Exactly. In my opinion, pretending you’ve been raped makes you just as sick as a real rapist.

    They should both be hanged.

    #258536

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Er … a male chicken that takes pills ????

    Or a pill-shaped willy.

    #259291

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @smiley wrote:

    I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.

    Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.

    Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!

    Ah, you didn’t read the small print, did you? You get paid £2000 to have sex with the goat. But in return, you must pay £4000 compensation for mental trauma caused to the goat.

    Thus, you’re paying £2000.

    And no, you’re not getting a refund.

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