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    Rubbish. I was on different kind of medication too, and I lost 6 stone!

    So all this “oh I was on medication.. So I can’t lose weight!” is a load of goat b0llocks.

    Tut!

    I used to be fat, but now I’m a human. So as a former heavy-goer myself, I know what’s b0llocks and what’s not. [-( People get fat because they eat or drink alcohol (not mutually exclusive) too much, too often and they can’t be ar*ed to exercise. I know, I was there! I’ve got the t-shirt, although it’s too big for me to wear now!

    Hey, when you lose weight you also gain an inch. No, I wasn’t talking about your penis, I was talking about height – But yes, you also gain an inch there, too!

    For you fatties, stop going with stupid diets, they don’t work. All I did was cut sugar out of my diet, cut down on drinking alcohol, stopped eating snacks… Perhaps amphetamine helped a little, I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. But I wouldn’t recommend the latter to help an 8 year old lose weight.

    But no longer am I a cast member in ‘Land of the Giants’

    #262016

    Curry is addictive for me. Apparantly, the British as a whole are addicted to curry. Something to do about how it stimulates our senses.

    Orange yogurt, too. :-

    #262004

    Only smoking illegal substances are banned? So I can still bomb my paste and pop my pills? 8)

    #261943

    Bring a goat in to have a threesome.

    Don’t forget to use vindaloo sauce as lubrication. Can’t make ya love life any spicier than that !

    #42413

    Manu Le Malin
    ‘Share My Wings’

    #261886

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    Beeker, its most likely the fact that nobody you know resides here anymore. “They” don’t seem to care about old regs….

    So we are here just to piss them off basically!

    Speak for yourself. All love the Tox. New & old. I’m fantastic!

    #261046

    @nut case wrote:

    How annoying is it when people type “LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. How many “O’s” do you need FFS??

    Nooooooooo!! i can understand, as you would say this in real life when falling off a cliff.

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss!! i can understand, as you would say this in real life when you have just won millions on the lottery.

    But!…. Laugh My Ass Off off off off off off off off??? It don’t even make sense! People who type like this should have their fingers broken – hands chopped off – stoned in public!

    Indeed.

    #260737

    @argyll wrote:

    @smiley wrote:

    @argyll wrote:

    @smiley wrote:

    It is not ‘the day’. It is ‘to-day’. So stop bloody asking me how I’m doing “the day”. There is more than one f*cking day in the world. SO STOP SAYING ‘THE DAY’. SAY ‘TODAY’ LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO.

    Every Scottish person I’ve talked to says “the day” instead of “today”. WHY?

    Thick b*stards. Rebuild Hadrian’s wall and cut them off from civilization until they learn how to say things proper.

    dont you mean PROPERLY?

    yours in good english from a thick scottish b*stard :wink:

    Your typing is broke. Fix your typing please. I type proper.

    as sums would say…..

    Why don’t you type proper like me? Fix your broke typing please.

    #260828

    English is just another word for foreigner. Go back to where you came from. France or Scandanavia or wherever the homo-saxons came from. Somewhere in between innit?

    Anyway. We Britishers were on these islands a thousand years before you Saxon homos came along.

    Rule Britannia! F*ck all Europeans. Yes, that includes the Saxon English.

    Great Britain o/

    #260865

    @matty wrote:

    going to the gym, it nearly killed me tonight

    and who thought this was about sex?

    Not me. Or the thread subject would have been “life without… Except for big sweaty men in public toilets…”

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