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@Smiley wrote:

Submissive in the bedroom and dead kinky. I’m dominant and sadistic in the bedroom.. some of the stuff we’re into is pretty top shelf and pretty illegal in a lot of countries! :lol: :lol: :lol:

GOD I LOVE AMERICAN GIRLS [/color] [/b] 8)

well whoopy do, hes had his sadistic cyber way with a yank…one day he might get his leg…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

(Who is Amy Whitehouse??)

She is just a cant sing gutter crack whore :D

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O:) :- :mrgreen:

@Smiley wrote:

It’s just PB farting, don’t worry.

He had too many mince pies at Christmas.

we saw that by the size of his ar/se.

@sharongooner wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I love bum fun.

specially Pats bum :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

@waspish wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I have the same problem as you, Sharon. I went vegetarian for 2 years after seeing a cow being slaughtered.

I make sure I only buy local meat from animals that have lived a free and happy life up to the slaughter now though… but.. I still feel guilty.

totally agree there smiley im lucky to live out in the sticks…

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@Smiley wrote:

I have the same problem as you, Sharon. I went vegetarian for 2 years after seeing a cow being slaughtered.

I make sure I only buy local meat from animals that have lived a free and happy life up to the slaughter now though… but.. I still feel guilty.

totally agree there smiley im lucky to live out in the sticks where animals are…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

They don’t provide you with what you need.

food and water?

@Smiley wrote:

That doesn’t answer my question..

ohh, you were expecting a sensible answer…on these boards??? :shock:

Anyway, whos this yank you’re flying over to pork? :-k

@Smiley wrote:

Well, I masturbate over Rainy all morning, I masturbate over my goat all afternoon, I masturbate over Syrup of Fig all evening and by night time I’m exhausted. You should be grateful I manage to squeeze you in for a quick squirt before bed time!

Ewww thats disgusting.

@sweetass wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

:lol: don’t worry, Minx, JC members have always been slightly paranoid. Not as paranoid as they’ve been lately though !! :shock:

Apparently I’m atleast 12 different users on this board.

Bet you’re feeling a bit daft now smiley :wink: :P

Why? :? Minx has done nothing wrong to me.

@sweetass wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

:lol: don’t worry, Minx, JC members have always been slightly paranoid. Not as paranoid as they’ve been lately though !! :shock:

Apparently I’m atleast 12 different users on this board.

Bet you’re feeling a bit daft now smiley :wink: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

I suspect he’s a bit gay if you ask me!

Hello :D How are you?

@Smiley wrote:

I’m known as a moderate here, Galadriel. I am the voice of reason, the icon of JC liberalism.

He said, tongue firmly in cheek I suspect…. :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

lol about doing it to yourself, you been watching that ginger little idiot tommy, he is normally the one who does sh!t to himself and blames others.

Not really. I just use you for information then wipe my feet on your face. Thanks for that, by the way! o/

Silly little boy, still full of BS, Considering i…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

Am I the only one here who genuinely likes him? :lol:

i quite like him too lol vanker that he is :wink: :roll:

@Smiley wrote:

I agree that each woman has the right to choice. So if she wants to have an abortion – it’s her body, it’s her baby, if she wants to abort then it’s her right to do so; whether we disagree with it or not.

Well in that case, if its her body and HER baby and therefore totally HER decision we really ought to then give blokes the right…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

I’ve never once clicked on any of the links. They’re too long and boring. Can’t you just summarize for us ??

Your government think its fair to stop white English people applying for a training course, simply because their white an English.

@fastcars wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

I forget which one of you is in the Army. I think it’s Oss, I’m not sure.

But, take a look at this for me will you..

I sent in my application to join The King’s Division – Yorkshire Regiment.

They wanted to know my weight in KG and height in CM. (I thought I was applying to the BRITISH army, not the FRENCH…

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@Smiley wrote:

Just worrying myself sick with debts.

And no, not heard from Scouse for a couple of weeks. He’s been wanting me to train it down to Liverpool for a weekend out, but 1) I just can’t afford it with my debts and 2) I’ve given up drinking.

ohhh debt… spending well above your means… well hope u have gotten urself sound good advice…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

Hey, I never complained, Ugo did. I found it funny.

I’m just absolutely knackered, haven’t slept in 2 days, so sorry if I’m a bit off it.

tell Auntie MJ how u not sleeping then..?? u been a partyin,,,?? here u heard fae scouse i got a pic and txt last wk fae the ole git, im hopin when he nxt bk on uk to met up with the git for a…[Read more]