• Smiley replied to the topic MI5 WINS AGAIN!!! in the board Getting serious 17 years ago

    If I’m honest, I haven’t even read this thread. I’m on my way out to the shop for some bread, see (fancy a bacon butty).

    All I read was “MI5 Wins Again”. Which means what ever this thread is about is a good thing.

    So I’ll just congreatulate the MI5 on what ever they did.

  • You’re weird, Cas :?

    You’re liberal when it comes to child-abuse and rape.

    but then you’re an extremist when it comes to privacy issues :?

    How can you support child abuse and rape.. but be really extremist and violent when it comes to privacy laws?

    ………………………………… Is there something you wish to hide about your life?

  • Shut up you murderer-supporter. The McAnn’s murdered her.

    Anyone who doesn’t agree must support rape, paedophile & murder. Hang you all & hang you high!

    I wouldn’t want evil paedophile-rapist-murderers like Katie mcAnne using a picture of MY children for their little ‘publicity’ stunt either!

    Infact, i’m begninning to think Maddie never existed…[Read more]

  • The McAnn’s deserve all the trouble they get. They’re evil paedophile murderers, I bet they smoke, too!

    I wonder if Kate McAnne has a tattoo? If she has, then she’s definitely guilty. Yuck @ tattooed butch lesbo b!tches. Probably killed Katie cos her daughter refused to be a lesbian or something.

  • @bobbysgirl wrote:

    :x charging £10 will not deter smoking showing postmortums to kids live will.


    Glad Bobby’s girl agrees with me. All smokers should go to prison.

    3 months should suffice.

  • @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    I think everyone here will agree with me on this.

    After that well argued and carefully thought out analysis ….. who could possibly disagree ???


    Exactly. You know me, PB. I’m the ‘firm but fair’ type. I don’t like extremism, there’s no need. I think knee-jerk reactions are just out of order.

    But end of the…[Read more]

  • Why is it?

    Smokers murder small children everyday with their second hand smoke.

    Making a child die a long, painful lingering death of cancer is just as bad as raping or molesting them in my opinion.

    Smokers should be in prison where they belong. If they smoke, atleast they’ll only be killing other prisoners. (People in prison deserve to die…[Read more]

  • I had the biggest c0ck of my life up my ar/se today. That put a huge smile on my face.

  • @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Take one tin of Pedigree Petfoods “Chum” and smear it liberally on a slice of bread coated with a good layer of dripping.

    Cost is only a few pence and it’s highly nutricious. If it works for dogs …………………???


    That’s what the regs at GateCrashing eat then?

    ..If I ate that everyday I’d be just as bitter, too.

  • @Anita Gofradump wrote:

    Forcing smokers to apply for a £10 permit to buy cigarettes could help people to quit, a government health adviser said.

    Professor Julian Le Grand, chairman of Health England, said more people might stop smoking if they had to “opt in” by applying for an annual permit and paying a £10 fee.

    “Some 70% of smokers actually w…

    [Read more]

  • @Anita Gofradump wrote:

    It disgust’s me to say, but, I do in part agree Emily. However i do think 3 months is rather lenient and nothing will be learnt by these council scum from this short spell in custody.
    I would suggest increasing the period to 6 months in a maximum secure prison to teach them a lesson.


    You right winged b*stard. Why don’t you…
    [Read more]

  • @Bat wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    A meal for less than a fiver?

    Chips & mushy peas, £0.80 local chip shop!

    Done! :lol:

    I havn,t had mushy peas for years. I feel all deprived now. :lol:

    Check out “Fly with Yorkshire Airlines” thread I posted in here. Us Yorkshire folk love our mushy peas… luxury!

  • I love in a village, if they upped the price that much they’d go out of business cos nobody would use them !!

    Large portion of chips = 60p (35p for small)

    Mushy peas = 20p

  • A meal for less than a fiver?

    Chips & mushy peas, £0.80 local chip shop!

    Done! :lol:

  • Smiley replied to the topic Tommy! You naughty pup! in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Of course you can bum someone’s face.

    You see, Geoff’s face is also his bum. So if he gives you a blowjob that means you’re technically, bumming his face.

    And mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, PB in fishnet stockings, ohh my, my punani is all wet now :oops:

  • @Anita Gofradump wrote:

    I have also heard on the news many times, bingo halls up and down the country are closing and blamed on the smoking ban. Maybe that’s why Geoff is always on here now? his local bingo hall is closed. I will sign the petition to get it re-opened!

    Geoff plays bingo? I dunno.. don’t you think it’s a lil ‘complex’ for him? You…[Read more]

  • @Sword wrote:

    I’m just trying to remember if Thomas was a fat little ginger boy…


    Thomas? Think you’ve got me confused with someone else mate. My name’s Smiley. Or if you must know, my real name is Emily.

    I have long brown hair, and I grew up in Israel. I moved here to England (Yorkshire) in 1975.

    Like I say mate.. think you have me mixed up…[Read more]

  • @Cas wrote:

    @Smiley wrote:

    In today’s society there’s no reason for children to be fat. Surely allowing your child to be fat should be considered child abuse? Allowing your child to become a fatty puts his/her health at risk, not only because of the obvious health risks related to obesity, but also the risk of physical violence via bullying.

    Why…

    [Read more]

  • Smiley replied to the topic Cleanator Ads in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    I tell you. Advanced WindowsCare, it’s freely available from download.com

    Anti-spyware, anti-malware, HDD error-fixer, registry-fixer, security defence, privacy-cleaner, disk-cleaner etc all in one. With the push of two buttons per day your computer will be sound as a pound.

    The first time you run it you’ll be guaranteed to have fixed over…[Read more]

  • @prettybee wrote:

    Is Cheshire nice place to stay?

    If it’s outside Yorkshire it’s not worth bloody visiting.

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