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Point is.. the south is lost forever. There’s no English people left down there. It’s all foreigners (hence the high crime down there).

Let’s face it, Emma, England’s dead. Dead.

I wasn’t allowed into a Wetherspoons there because my St. George badge was found to be “offensive” by the Russian.. perhaps Polish or Czech (all same to me) doorman.. (then why is he in England if he finds it offensive? Foreign…[Read more]

@Bad Manners wrote:

Was it Brady that killed the Sheep?

lmao

@Bat wrote:

Human remains have been found on Saddleworth Moor. It hasn,t been confirmed yet whose remains they are, but of course everyone hopes and prays that they are the remains of Keith Bennett. His poor mother has suffered unimaginable grief for 40 years. Brady always denies knowing where Keith is buried; he,s lying. He knows full well he…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Se7en – One of my favourite films 8)

Hieronymus Bosch : The Seven Deadly Sins and the Four Last Things

One of my favourite paintings 8)

Right then… Which of these sinful seven is the deadliest of them all in your opinion?
And, for the honest and candid souls out there who may wish to elaborate a little more.. does…

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85% of jobs goes to dirty, stinking immigrants.

F**king vote BNP.

@Bad Manners wrote:

Why do gay men speak the way they do? Why do only some gay men speak like that, and some dont. It’s a real mystery.

If you had a 12″ c0ck up your ar/se, you’d speak like us gay-gays, too !!

@Reason wrote:

Me thinks lotty is upsetting a few people with her intelligence and humour,don’t you bunch of up your own ar se board wallers want the competition or summat??……..ffs get a grip ya all so stuck in ya foookin ways.

Keep it up lotty and fook the lot of em…..my views of course,not necessarily lotty’s

Remember……….i don’t…

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It did work, when you click on it. You didn’t download that picture from your digital camera either, someone blooming posted it the other day you fibbing silly moo.

http://www.friendly-forums.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=5576
See.

No it isn’t. Someone posted that on my site the other day. It’s photoshopped.

Besides, that wouldn’t work. In British law you can’t smoke anywhere that has 3 walls or more. That obviously has three walls. It says nothing about a ceiling.

Such as Rubbish Bin.

@minim wrote:

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Anyone can prove anything using statistics.

Statistics show that 99% of statistics are made up.

@lotty wrote:

2 tough questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

No, but I’d recommend she stops shagging her brother and having his babies.

.. where the deuce is the delete button?

I have bubonic plague.

@(f)politics? wrote:

well all u peeps on here all night must know a thing or two abt this lol

what do you think is the best thing to cure or assist insomnia ?

I’ve suffered it years. I really don’t think there is a non-medicinal cure. If you don’t want prescribed pills from your doctor, have you tried the “Kalms” from Boots? They’re supposed to…[Read more]

* You look like you’re ready for bed!
o Said to the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional robes

Lmfao. You’ve gotta love the bloke! :lol:

@waspish wrote:

prince philip has ben taken to hospital after suffering from a chest infection, brought on by a common cold. whos taking bets on wether he will come out again. ?
i hope he has a seedy recovery peronally, but he is quite elderly, and he may catch another infection while he is in there. [although i doubt h neds to worry about catching…

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lol@his little e-death threats. He sends them to me so often I kinda get upset if I login to find there isn’t one.

:P yes mummy