Slayer

@Slayer wrote:

@dropped-anchor wrote:

anyone heard of stormychat.com? is it ligit?

It is supposedly a new chat site- appears legit in terms of you aint gonna be stung with an auto dialler but who, why, when anyone uses it- dunno

Sum geezer was on the boards a few weeks ago tryin to get people to use it

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@Slayer wrote:

:shock: :shock: Gonna hav to bring me lucozade n some spare batteries :lol:

Duracell I hope? :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Know one…. they don’t call me the Reverand for nothin, weddings, barmitzvahs, funerals, bed christenings, you name it, I’m your man

Rates are competitive

Tip me the wink when ure ready :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Will do…..’Reverend’ 8) :lol:

N I won’t mention a second coming…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Know one…. they don’t call me the Reverand for nothin, weddings, barmitzvahs, funerals, bed christenings, you name it, I’m your man

Rates are competitive

Tip me the wink when ure ready :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Will do…..’Reverend’ 8) :lol:

N I won’t mention a second coming :shock: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

you’ll wake up n see a stiff next :shock:

One can only live in hope [-o< =P~

pmsl :lol: :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I hope it comes for you soon Angel darlin xxx

Thanks oss……my work mate came in today with her baby….just gets hard ya no, I made a rite prat of meself :oops: xxxx

Ya know what I think Angel- wishin on a star every day for ya xx

Thank you xxxx

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@Squeezy wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

My new bed has just been delivered 8) :D

You havin a bed party then Squeezy? Need it test drivin?

Bed party?

More like a christening….lol :wink: :lol:

You need a vicar for the christenin? :wink:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I hope it comes for you soon Angel darlin xxx

Thanks oss……my work mate came in today with her baby….just gets hard ya no, I made a rite prat of meself :oops: xxxx

Ya know what I think Angel- wishin on a star every day for ya xx

Thank you xxxx

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You can quickly go off ppl :lol: :lol:

awww that’ll never happen :wink:

Even when I nick all the duvet?

I’ll be far too hot to want it :wink: :lol: :lol:

You’re wot I need to sweat my man-flu out. Do you…

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@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You can quickly go off ppl :lol: :lol:

awww that’ll never happen :wink:

Even when I nick all the duvet?

I’ll be far too hot to want it :wink: :lol: :lol:

You’re wot I need to sweat my man-flu out. Do you hire yourself out Angel? Do I get special rates?

@Slayer wrote:

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I’m really sorry LMN, next time I’ll maintain eye contact :wink:

yes, you do that….very very rude just staring at my boobs lol

Its ok though cos Squeezy says it’s me mothers fault and it’s perfectly natural

Lol…men have an excuse for everything! :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

Anyway you don’t get if you don’t ask and “can I snog you n feel your norks” seems a perfectly reasonable request after 10 minutes :lol: :lol:

Weren’t ya scared it cudda gone the other way tho?

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@Slayer wrote:

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

ah, the breastfeeding thread! lol

pmsl- yep

Funny innit how the weirdest things happen when you least expect

very!

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I’m really sorry LMN, next time I’ll maintain eye contact :wink:

yes, you do that….very very rude just staring at my boobs lol

Its ok though cos Squeezy says it’s me mothers fault and it’s perfectly natural

@Slayer wrote:

I’m really sorry LMN, next time I’ll maintain eye contact :wink:

yes, you do that….very very rude just staring at my boobs lol

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

It ain’t slayer’s tat lisa….he’s too much of a pu ssy to get that done :lol:

I ain’t got just one fave film…..but amonst some of my top ones are….

Shawshank Redemption
Dusk Till Dawn
Interview with the Vampire
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Love Actually
Some Kind of Wonderful
Gone with the Wind

ffs Angel, you’re…

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@Slayer wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I saw the news this morning- a worker at the Alpen factory drowned after he fell into a huge vat of muesli- he was dragged down by a strong currant

:lol:

oh gawd :lol: I trust your feelin better? xx

I wish his jokes were feeling better!!! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Squeezy, this material…

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@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I saw the news this morning- a worker at the Alpen factory drowned after he fell into a huge vat of muesli- he was dragged down by a strong currant

:lol:

oh gawd :lol: I trust your feelin better? xx

No, I’m working from home cos I’m feeling too rough to go in- hot, sweating, stiff and me balls are still achin ( :wink: )

@Slayer wrote:

I saw the news this morning- a worker at the Alpen factory drowned after he fell into a huge vat of muesli- he was dragged down by a strong currant

:lol:

oh gawd :lol: I trust your feelin better? xx

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

That is so sweet Angel- he’s a lucky guy-

First hymn at my wedding was fight the good fight :lol:

Anyway- I like this

Everyone would gather
On the twenty-fourth of May
Sitting in the sand
To watch the fireworks display.
Dancing fires on the beach,
Singing songs together…
Though it’s just a memory,
Some memories…

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