Slayer

@Slayer wrote:

Arctic Monkeys- Whatever people say I am, thats what I’m not

an album that keeps on growing on me, i love mardy bum, reminds me of somone i used to know

and when the sun comes down, infact its all great

i am listening to a band called arcade fire at the moment, sound a bit pink floydish in places, can’t really describe them other then that

@angel1 wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Brings a whole new meaning to the song

“She’ll be comin round the mountain when she cums”

:lol: :lol:

Into the valley it is then

slayer can u drop the s??? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:shock: :shock:

Change my name to “Layer”- how very very dare you :lol:…

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@angel1 wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Brings a whole new meaning to the song

“She’ll be comin round the mountain when she cums”

:lol: :lol:

Into the valley it is then

slayer can u drop the s??? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:shock: :shock:

Change my name to “Layer”- how very very dare you :lol: :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

I thought it was a fish tank so he must have been in the Navy?

pmsl I never read that bit :oops: See………blonde in a brunettes body!! :lol:

No babe, that was me being stoopid!! I think it’s a real tank :lol: :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

A heavenly act that brought a tear to my eye

Your goin soft in your old age :wink: xx

@panickstricken wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Who is or was James Blunkett??

He is a bloke who can’t sing very well but everyone is too scared to tell him because he owns a tank and he forces ladies to go out and buy all his records and take their clothes off and dance around the place completely in the nude. Maybe his ears have been damaged by all the…

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@Slayer wrote:

Brings a whole new meaning to the song

“She’ll be comin round the mountain when she cums”

:lol: :lol:

Into the valley it is then

slayer can u drop the s??? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

@Slayer wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Yes but neither us spelled Ronaldinho right. :oops:
My spelling was better though.

Blah blah blah

Blah Blah Blah. Its a really intelligent witty reply. Im in awe. Why dont u act your age. You aint 2 anymore even though u act like it u little twit.

Your double my age,…

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@Slayer wrote:

Who is or was James Blunkett??

He is a bloke who can’t sing very well but everyone is too scared to tell him because he owns a tank and he forces ladies to go out and buy all his records and take their clothes off and dance around the place completely in the nude. Maybe his ears have been damaged by all the tank noise or something…[Read more]

@Slayer wrote:

I insist on 2 presents now!!

Ive always bought him 2, sweet lil sister me! :oops:

So Merry xmas Slayer …and ummmm……Happy birthday too for when they arrive. :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

31st December :(

No excuse for a party- every bleeder is celebrating anyway

Ah, thats my brothers birthday too. He gets real fed up as everyone decides to give him a xmas present as a combined birthday present too!! Not that the pesent is any bigger mind u! :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

First time me mum met the first Mrs Slayer, she was describing the colour of some wool, and said its “N*gger brown”, which wouldnt have been quite so bad if the first Mrs Slayer hadnt been black.

woopsie lol

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

We celebrated at work by having a turkey lunch and pumpkin and rice pudding surprise!

The children absolutely scoffed it all!

Well cover me in flour and eggs and bake me for 30 minutes- I didn’t know you were American Rainbow??

You just never know on here, do ya?! :lol:

She isn’t lol

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@Soulie wrote:

no hes not god, so stop picking on him

appently he has less then 24 hours to live, and yes, damm right he will be remembered as probably the best footballer even to come from ireland.. not hard i know… but still :)

Not wishing to be pedantic Soulie but he came from Northern Ireland- unless that is you believe in a…

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@Slayer wrote:

Don’t hold that against Lucky too much Rae- she only eats haggis on a tuesday.

welcome to JC, the nuttiest, most dysfunctional, diverse site on the net- you must be mad.

Is “Rae” a male or female name?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww @ haggis lol :P

@Slayer wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

Roni was eliminated from Finnish Idols :shock:
there must be some justice in this world after all… 8)

Which one is the contestant?

I didnt know they had a “Finnish idol?” :lol: :lol:

the one in the middle, those two talking to microphones are the hosts.

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@Slayer wrote:

Vas-y mollo :wink:

That better not be rude! :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

Ive told u before Angel- dont cheek your elders :lol: :lol:

Bite me :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

I will go down ( :wink: ) as Missing in Action then and receive a posthumous medal for valour beyond the call of duty

Oi, I ain’t THAT big ya no :shock: :lol: :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant Angel- Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement

:oops: :lol: :lol:

Well how the fu*k do you manage to look in your mirrors, move the gearstick, use ur peddles and clutch all at the same flippin time?? I’m now thinking of trying an automatic, see if that helps :lol: