Sir Actor

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

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@PATS wrote:

@brigitte wrote:

@blonde_55 wrote:

Ha Ha I’ve only just found this. It’s made my day!

Comfortable area of South Yorkshire? – Rotherham ROFL. This is priceless, You should be on the stage Pilot.

Maybe I have done everything and know everything -most people do compared to you lol. You’re just a silly bitter old man, and the reason u…

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I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

I love this thread. =D> more jokes please pebbles. :P

Can I have your shed please?

@WooHoo wrote:

Knowing that i’m FREE.. :D

Early release? :?

@American Woman wrote:

My sister and I talking about getting our husbands Botox injections so that they always have a surprised look on their face.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
As stated by many people before, I am easily amused. :roll: :lol:

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It all went so fast.

I went to a football match on Saturday which was a crap game. £6 down the drain!!
Today I went footie training with my son and then he beat me at pool.

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I’m sure it’s because you’ve had a drink.

I do feel like a gunslinger walking into a bar at times though. If that makes any sense.

I have no idea how “good a job” Geldof has done bringing up his daughter but this thread is about whether certain people – rich and/or famous – are dealt with differently when it comes to possession of drugs.
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@Catz wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

That’s because you’re a chavvy little shyte. :roll:

Pikey’s not chavvy.

I’d spend an evening with him. :wink:

Discussing literature. 8)

I also called him an irritating little twat.
No dispute there then.

Pikey… if my perfect evening was spending time with an irritating little twat you’d be top of the list.

:lol:

Why should I argue with someone of your mental incapacity?
If brain cells were taxable you’d be due a rebate.

24 :P Her name was Sam.

@pikey wrote:

All I’m saying is just leave these people alone instead of making everything worse by constantly bothering them and splashing them across the red tops.

You don’t half talk some bollocks. :lol:

is this pikey??

God help the person who dares to spend an evening in your company. :?

@pikey wrote:

So you don’t think losing your mum in the glare of the media at eleven and being in one of the most famous households on the planet might bring its own troubles to a young girl, then, Cas? Show a little compassion, woman.

I don’t understand your point.
TV celebrities are entitled to preferrential treatment??

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@pikey wrote:

Certainly not. It sounds like Hell. What sort of a two bob cunt goes to the Indian for their perfect evening? I’d be at Pizza Hut.

That’s because you’re a chavvy little shyte. :roll:

@pikey wrote:

Wouldn’t it be a bit boring for them?

No – you wouldn’t be there. :wink:

The perfect evening would be spent in an Indian restaurant with someone who could put an interesting conversation together. :P