Sir Actor

@Pete wrote:

Now now dont be bitter cause you cant tell difference get yaself an education :wink:

I wanna see you eat a cucumber crumble with custard. :wink:

an ant?

a flea?

a spider?

hmm….well it doesn’t have any seeds so it can’t be a fruit. :lol:

only pete has the answer to this little poser. :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Maybe the police know what happened (not everything can be presented in court)

:-s huh?

My own thoughts on this matter is how could he be found guilty by one jury and innocent by another??
It really doesn’t say much for our judicial system does it? :roll:

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@Pete wrote:

a cucumber is a fruit

…and a vegetable.

:twisted:

well fruits are sweet and vegetables aint ffs. :roll:

Cucumbers, tomatoes and lettuce are salads.

@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Maybe the police know what happened (not everything can be presented in court)

:-s huh?

My own thoughts on this matter is how could he be found guilty by one jury and innocent by another??
It really doesn’t say much for our judicial system does it? :roll:

and thats why im against capital…

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who hasn’t??

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp! :twisted:

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@bon bon wrote:

Oh heck

He wasn’t flying that plane.
NOT UNLESS HE CAN MULTI-TASK

I’m sure flying a boeing 747 and simultaneously logging onto JC is all in a days work for him.
He’ll be shagging a stewardess in the toilets about now.

she’s fit. :P

@bon bon wrote:

Do they make it anymore

Even with the lack of regular sex
I can’t seem to stop thinking about it

:? what’s the connection between creamola and sex?

@Slayer wrote:

Maybe the police know what happened (not everything can be presented in court)

:-s huh?

My own thoughts on this matter is how could he be found guilty by one jury and innocent by another??
It really doesn’t say much for our judicial system does it? :roll:

not guilty.

Have you ever broken something and blamed someone else for doing it?

@Esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

well my solar lights couldnt have managed a moth
they were pathetic
first time ive seen them in the dark
that was also crossing my mind

I’ll take em with the shed then. :wink:

tsk

don’t ask for much do you!!! :roll:

:wink:

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@bon bon wrote:

well my solar lights couldnt have managed a moth
they were pathetic
first time ive seen them in the dark
that was also crossing my mind

I’ll take em with the shed then. :wink:

@bon bon wrote:

@PATS wrote:

and we all know why we are discussing wills………glares at rosepetal………..

i leave my msn history to bon bon.

cos i love her.

creep creep……………..

oh and if kateeeeeeee is watchin

tis all lies! :?

*contacts all publishers with regard to Pats m s n files*

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:lol: :lol:

The build up sucked me in like a moth to a flame. :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

knowing that someone trusts me enough to leave me their children in their will :)

made many an error in my life but NEVER with bairns !

bon bon can ye stick in the big george foreman ,and cappuchino maker too :)

keep the kids … i’ll fight you for the grill though. :wink:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be…

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