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Sir Actor replied to the topic Old Cow in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
Well, sword thinks I look 8 in my passport pic, I can’t be doing bad 8)
you’re getting confused with sword’s mental age. :lol:
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Sir Actor replied to the topic Kates questions in the board Getting serious 16 years, 6 months ago
@Cherry Coke wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Cherry Coke wrote:
Kate chooses to remain silent, I agree with bat. You would think the mother of a missing child would be willing to answer any questions thrown at her, dispite what solicitors have advised.
It’s pretty obvious that the police regard her as a suspect in all of this.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic Women in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@PATS wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
PATS, elastic does stretch but I would never take anothers man.
Lucky, both are as bad, if the woman/man knows the other is married, that person is just as disgusting in my eyes, whilst there are women/men who give themselves up to a married man/woman for a bit of fun there will always be men/women that cheat.
tongue…
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Sir Actor replied to the topic An Evening With.. in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@*Sian wrote:
@Sword wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
The perfect evening would be spent in an Indian restaurant with someone who could put an interesting conversation together. :P
@pikey wrote:
Wouldn’t it be a bit boring for them?
@pikey wrote:
It sounds like Hell. What sort of a two bob cunt goes to the Indian for their perfect evening?
Classic…
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Sir Actor replied to the topic what music are you in the mood for?? in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
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Sir Actor replied to the topic What made you smile chapter 49 in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
she’ll need a battery charger with the amount of use she’ll get from it.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic What made you smile chapter 49 in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@rubyred wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
a present to myself i just ordered from lovehoney.co.uk 8)
spill then !!!
buzzzzzz :wink:
oh a shoulder massager then :) remember the liquid silk for added lubrication, for the parts it wont reach.. like erm yer shoulder blades ! hehe nice one Pebbleinto :)
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Sir Actor replied to the topic Russia v Georgia in the board Getting serious 16 years, 6 months ago
@Slayer wrote:
South Ossetia is part of Georgia- the fact it has a high Russian ethnicity is irrelevant- it is part of the country of Georgia and can be governed however Georgia wishes without political or physical interference from neighbours. It is Georgian sovereign territory
Slayer
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Sir Actor replied to the topic What f00ked you off (part two ) in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@PATS wrote:
fookin neighbours avin a karoake an singin same song over n over…….well i say singin.they screamin it.i can see mr pats losin his temper bigtime any time soon. 8-[
Am sorry about that pats.
We will try to keep the noise down best we can. :wink:In the meantime..I’m up next. Do you have any requests? :?
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Sir Actor replied to the topic please welcome our newest member… in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
welcome. :evil:
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Sir Actor replied to the topic FC Twente in the board The locker room 16 years, 6 months ago
@minim wrote:
@Sword wrote:
And just you be warned by my net stalker mims! :lol:
I defy you ….apparently :) Sod walking 3 paces behind anyone though…. i’ll just walk my own path.
And… do net stalkers peer in at people’s windows, trying to see past the frilly white nets?
I don’t “stalk” sword – I just stand up to the twat.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic FC Twente in the board The locker room 16 years, 6 months ago
@minim wrote:
@Sword wrote:
And just you be warned by my net stalker mims! :lol:
I defy you ….apparently :) Sod walking 3 paces behind anyone though…. i’ll just walk my own path.
And… do net stalkers peer in at people’s windows, trying to see past the frilly white nets?
I don’t sword. I just stand up to the twat.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic The cheek of it. in the board Getting serious 16 years, 6 months ago
@JohnBoy25 wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
One of my neighbours took a photo from his house of a man letting his dog mess on the pavement.
The guy with the dog saw he was having his picture taken and reported it to the police who are now investigating the incident as a breach of dogman’s Human Rights.and, as if that wasn’t enough,
the council have told…
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Sir Actor replied to the topic What made you smile chapter 49 in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@prettypink wrote:
Had to bottles of vino..now home on the vodka!!! 8) 8) :twisted: bring on the nutters! :wink:
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you ARE the nutter. :lol:
If I thow a stick will you fetch it?
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Sir Actor replied to the topic Reel to Reel in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 6 months ago
@sharongooner wrote:
Last night we watched Oceans 13 and The Exorcist.
Oceans 13 was a bit slow, but the last 40 minutes or so was good. Lots of eye candy for the ladies.
The Exorcist just made me laugh, a lot.
Bernie Mac from Ocean’s 13 died yesterday, coincidentally.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic The cheek of it. in the board Getting serious 16 years, 6 months ago
One of my neighbours took a photo from his house of a man letting his dog mess on the pavement.
The guy with the dog saw he was having his picture taken and reported it to the police who are now investigating the incident as a breach of dogman’s Human Rights.and, as if that wasn’t enough,
the council have told him they can’t use the photograph…[Read more]
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Sir Actor replied to the topic FC Twente in the board The locker room 16 years, 6 months ago
@minim wrote:
@Sword wrote:
And this is the type of people you keep ‘company’ with Mims… best of luck.
Just seen this.. not sure I understand it though. Who am I keeping company with?
it’s sword’s way of telling you to walk three paces behind him.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic women again in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@PATS wrote:
i think he means the birds actor has allegedly met n sha/gged from here whilst bein married.
The list is endless. :roll:
Ohhh so you’re one of the jc meet and sh.ag brigade :shock:
what did i tell ya… this place is heaving with ’em
I was in the queue behind you.
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Sir Actor replied to the topic Women in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 6 months ago
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@Sword wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
Single women and men for that matter should be utterly disgraced with themselves if they start up a relationship with a man woman they know are married.
I guess shagging other womens boyfriends is exempt from your moral status and obvious standards :wink:
tut tut has sian been a naughty girl? 8)…
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Sir Actor replied to the topic all in a days walk in the board Getting serious 16 years, 6 months ago
They could hire a minibus between em. There’s bound to be some good deals online.
The best thing would be to hitch a lift. It wouldn’t cost anything and the money they saved could be spent on some orange squash and ice cubes.
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