Sir Actor

…and there are no mirrors on the ceiling.
Or maybe that’s just me.

pats I have a feeling I will be one myself sooner rather than later.
When it happens we will have to have a night at the bingo to celebrate. :roll:
Like old people do.
Like Sian already does, for instance. :P

@PATS wrote:

kunt pete i demand the 2nd pic wiv my name on. :evil:

lmao pats.
:mrgreen:

Just remind me what it is that you see in him?

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Cuellar was bound to leave, I’m actually surprised that he was still there at the end of January. I heard after the Liverpool game that the reason he wasn’t played pre season was to prevent him picking up an injury and the reason he came off against Raith (if I remember rightly) was so that they could justify not playing him…

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Nearly 4 years since I gave up – not that i’m bragging.

Did the gym for 15 months. Never again. ](*,)
I do envy people who are naturally fit although I’m sure a lot of that comes with being young.

@Pete wrote:

Beds wrong way round and they got no legs well not in pic anyway i aint fannying about making it look like they have They are praying that all goes well or summat

hey,

I’m only trying to help.
Praying the viagra works does it for me kidda. :wink:

@sunny wrote:

a new selotape dispenser at work

Sad i no but f00k iv needed one for agessssssssss

ffs sunny. :roll:

@Pete wrote:

cause i couldnt have half bodies floating in the air

You could have put them in bed. :roll:

We all know it’s where they ended up.
No need to show them doing it…..a fag in her mouth would’ve let us know they’d finished. :P

@Pete wrote:

have a posh bedroom (ok so i was bored but i’m sure someone criticised the tidiness somewhere)

why are they kneeling next to the bed? :?

Where the streets have no name

@Pete wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Do ya know i believed you there till you said with the girlfriend :lol:

It was a cracking weekend pete. 8)
Loads of sun, sand and hanky panky.

Without the sun and the sand of course.

hanky eh :shock: kleenex man size ?

are we talking about your memories now? :wink:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

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@Pete wrote:

Do ya know i believed you there till you said with the girlfriend :lol:

It was a cracking weekend pete. 8)
Loads of sun, sand and hanky panky.

Without the sun and the sand of course.

@bon bon wrote:

I always try to help someone worse off than me at Christmas
Unfortunately I havent found anyone yet

:? There’s always someone worse off than you bon bon.
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L O L @ GG! :lol:

Has anybody NOT been to Skegness bon bon?
It’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I remember going there for a weekend with a girlfriend years ago.
We didn’t do a lot of sightseeing but the pubs and chipshops were ok.

Sorrento Moon

@rubyred wrote:

Im not lecturing you ?? MY argument was the flippancy of certain posters,mainly Sir Actor.

you’re entitled to your opinion ruby.
Just don’t go throwing political correctness in my face.

@Sword wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I don’t “stalk” sword – I just stand up to the twat.
And have been for at least 6 years now. :roll:

He ‘stands up’ to me in his message board world of banter and belly laughs… incredibly funny! He doesn’t take it serious, honest!!! :lol:

:roll: are you on drugs?

If not….get some!!

sharon this thread sucks.
It’s not you.
I just feel like :arrow: :(

@*Sian wrote:

Don’t get me wrong Dawny, I love all that togetherness but I am going to do it on Boxing Day, I am not a Christian so I don’t know why I should celebrate it any hoo!

I want to break a mould, teach my kids what giving is all about, (before you do the bj comment sword ZZZZ)

Things like this have become important to me.

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