Sir Actor

I’m glad you approve.
Especially as you were the star of the first issue.
Cheers. :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

It seems hundreds of madonna fans were unhappy with the sound quality at her recent Wembley Stadium gig.

I had the same problem last Saturday night at the pub during the karaoke.
I’ve told the guy in charge to get a new microphone or I won’t be singing in future.

He’s a…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

It seems hundreds of madonna fans were unhappy with the sound quality at her recent Wembley Stadium gig.

I had the same problem last Saturday night at the pub during the karaoke.
I’ve told the guy in charge to get a new microphone or I won’t be singing in future.

He’s a tightwad with a big fat beerbelly just…

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Another happy customer.
I won’t say who but “fckng brilliant Tel and very professional looking” is a pretty good review I’d say.

Vheers mate. :wink:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

South Park Movie’s brilliant – I have it on VHS & DVD :D

Don’t they have TV guides where you come from? :lol:

We have a thing called “teletext” down here.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

oooh that reminds me, guess what??

my cat costume turned up and was tacky and too big – really naff quality, you know?

So last night i had a mad fit in the bedroom trying to put together an outfit – so madonna it is afterall 8)

Oh you found that pink leotard then? :wink:

So what exactly will you be wearing then?

@Pete wrote:

tell me and i’ll bore him to death with my humorous posts :P :lol:

:roll: That would be a painful death.

And you’d give Freddie (my fly) a good home?

And would you promise to keep him away from that Venus flytrap of yours?

@bon bon wrote:

If I told you I’d have to kill you :wink:

okay that’s a sacrifice I’m going to have to make isn’t it? :roll:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Nah, that’ll be a tenner and a packet of fags, a girl has gotta make her dollar innit!?? :lol:

:? eh??

I’m not a TV person so I wouldn’t waste money on a huge flatscreen one.
TV has changed.
It’s all about watching “celebrities” make fools ofthemselves these days.
How boring. :roll:

the decision…

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@Pete wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Great idea Pats. It would save us having to wade through page after page of his corny chat up lines as well :)

have you wrote them all down :wink:

yes…on a roll of loo paper which is where they belong. :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

Nah, that’ll be a tenner and a packet of fags, a girl has gotta make her dollar innit!?? :lol:

:? eh??

I’m not a TV person so I wouldn’t waste money on a huge flatscreen one.
TV has changed.
It’s all about watching “celebrities” make fools ofthemselves these days.
How boring. :roll:

who’s Carol? :?

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I heard Leon Jackson’s new single yesterday.
He won the X Factor last year but it’s pretty obvious he hasn’t really got the X Factor at all.
He never did have it and never will.
I’m sorry to upset the jocks reading this but there you go.

For me the “X Factor” is a certain something in your persona that turns…

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It’ll take her ages to blow the candles out.
That’s if she can manage to stand up straight. :P

Pats,

I only did it for a laugh ffs.

I’m a heavy metal fan me. :?

Happy 44th Birthday Sian x

@Pete wrote:

Real men do so where does that leave you :lol:

Take your argumentative shyte and stick it up your arse.
You lipstick-wearing. suspender belt toting tranny.

So anyway……

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

as u said there’s a forum for…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

as u said there’s a forum for this n that…

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