Sir Actor

@*Sian wrote:

Recently I was at my sons parents evening.
I was wearing a milatry styled jacket, skinny fit jeans with knee high boots and a pair of leather gloves.
I enjoy being different but I am not Ms fasionista! :lol:

:shock: *spits out tea*

Did you try the moonwalk into the teacher’s office ?? :roll:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

READ RICHARD LITTLEJOHN? The Daily Fascist’s finest..you’re ‘avin a larf, matey.

Littlejohn is a punchbag for the looney left.
They don’t come much loonier than New Labour.
As I’ve already stated Labour are in debt by nearly £18,000,000.
Are they fit to handle…

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Liverpool 0 Stoke 0

The scousers are blowing it again. :roll:

@*Dawny* wrote:

:roll:

:-({|=

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

READ RICHARD LITTLEJOHN? The Daily Fascist’s finest..you’re ‘avin a larf, matey.

Littlejohn is a punchbag for the looney left.
They don’t come much loonier than New Labour.
As I’ve already stated Labour are in debt by nearly £18,000,000.
Are they fit to handle the nation’s finances when they…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

Aint spoiling for a row or owt Terry

:^o

I know the reply I’d like to make but I’ll leave it.

Leicester City have won again. :roll:

I’ll never hear the last of it. #-o

@Esmeralda wrote:

READ RICHARD LITTLEJOHN? The Daily Fascist’s finest..you’re ‘avin a larf, matey.

Littlejohn is a punchbag for the looney left.
They don’t come much loonier than New Labour.
As I’ve already stated Labour are in debt by nearly £18,000,000.
Are they fit to handle the nation’s finances when they can’t even manage their own?

There’s…[Read more]

Pats is ranked number 1 in the JC list of top posters.
Sharongooner is number 2
I’m number 62.
Will I ever overtake either of them?
Would I even want to?

:roll:

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

*** tips the whole tuperware box of red cabbage over Sir Actors head, and caps him off with a custard pie, just to start the proceedings! ***

:lol:

:evil: YOU’VE JUST ADDED YOURSELF TO THE LIST!!

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

I’d hire a school hall, c/w kitchens, invite everyone from JC, and make lots of Meat and Potatoe Pies with a huge tupperware box full of Red Cabbage (even though i can’t abide the stuff), and provide lots of beer and wine, and let you all get on with it

Afters? It has to be custard pies… just right for the ensuing food…

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@Cas wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

But I’m not sure I like JK Rowling anymore.

I read today that she has donated £1,000,000 to the Labour Party.
She says that most under privileged families in this country will benefit from a Brown government than a Cameron-led one.
When you consider how much damage this government has done to the country I find it…

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I’d say no too.
When I was a youth my parents would never let my girlfriend stay overnight.
I woiuldn’t have asked anyway.

It never used to stop us having sex in my room though.
Most of the time we’d be at it when there was no-one there.
But I do remember my mum knocking on my door once just as we were in the middle of something exciting.
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Elgar’s finest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNcEeL15jkc

@sunny wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@sunny wrote:

If you call footy shirts and docs fashion then im top of the list 8)

Nice one sunny and totally unpretentious. :wink:

HUH :?

You don’t waffle on like Pepper m’dear.
btw I heard he’s been demoted to Corporal now.
It seems he’s been tampering with his uniform.
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@(f)politics? wrote:

its her money she can do with it what she likes in my opinion

:roll: I’d spend most of it on wine and women.
The rest of it would probably be wasted.

@sunny wrote:

If you call footy shirts and docs fashion then im top of the list 8)

Nice one sunny and totally unpretentious. :wink:

@bon bon wrote:

its all about giving me more confidence
something I sadly lack

:roll: try hypnosis. I used it to quit smoking.
There’s a confident person lurking around in all of us somewhere.

@sharongooner wrote:

My mouth is now on fire… too much cayenne pepper in my chip kebab, but it was lovely!

love ya rubester gonna package you up and sell you on ebay 8)

I’ll give you 50p for her. :roll:
And that’s only cos i’m feeling generous.

@Rosepetal wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’ve just phoned him up.
He’s out of breath beause he is trying to get his hands on some baked beans from morrisons.
He says he’ll be back soon to start his very own “how to make a sponge pudding” thread.

Treacle I expect!

Yeah Heinz treacle sponge pudding. :wink: