Sir Actor

I think we all exaggerate when we’re drunk.
The thing with gazza is that he has this daft sense of humour.
He’s always had it.
He’s just looking to have a laugh with some friends as far as I can see.
With friends like those hanging around him who needs enemies?

I remember when David Busst broke his leg at Old Trafford.
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@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Has lost 3 stone in about two months.
He looks great and didn’t even use weight watchers to do it.
It’s all about will power isn’t it?

wight watchers pah! I spit on you.

is he in love ?

No. He’s married.

oh !!! bang goes my theory then.. unless he is going through the male…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Has lost 3 stone in about two months.
He looks great and didn’t even use weight watchers to do it.
It’s all about will power isn’t it?

wight watchers pah! I spit on you.

is he in love ?

No. He’s married.

Eat less, exercise more.
I lost two stones to play football last year and I didn’t need weight watchers either.

@Pete wrote:

LOL pete.
I need some grecian 2000.

@Pete wrote:

I invited everyone but i just withdrew Pats invitation

Do you still want me to bring that bottle of brown sauce?

@PATS wrote:

as i recall i sed sod u all i’d invite my 4 fave blokes from off the telly. :lol:

I’ll take you fer a slap-up fishcake n chips meal to make up for it.
And seeing as you’re from oop north I’ll make sure there’s plenty of gravy for you too.

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I was gutted

then I got disconnected and took me 45 mins to get back into Quiz room
by which time you had mostly all left
I had to find out who’d won by asking chessy

Grrrrrrrr

we gatecrashed the quiz room after winning bon….mayhem it was….the insults flung were disgusting..and some…

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@PATS wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I was gutted

then I got disconnected and took me 45 mins to get back into Quiz room
by which time you had mostly all left
I had to find out who’d won by asking chessy

Grrrrrrrr

we gatecrashed the quiz room after winning bon….mayhem it was….the insults flung were disgusting..and some of the e mails sent to aaron…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Celebrity Triangles perhaps?
Or Celebrity Ninja Mutant Turtles?

I think we should compile a poll / list of the biggest JC Celebrities.. and infuse em with a kinda tabloid taxonomy!
Spread gossip and sleaze and nurture the nefarious, nightly, neuropathologies of the baying throng :P

ie……

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@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

now i have calmed down….. :oops: i realise i missed rosepetals name off my team :oops: soz hun…….big thanks to esme for stepping in at last minute to cover for di…(bon bon) whos radio connection failed…hugs bon never mind girl……and my reserves..politics f an fastcars. cant wait to do it all…

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Celebrity show with actual proper bona fide celebrities not has beens

Yeah, the title needs working on. :lol:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Celebrity Triangles perhaps?
Or Celebrity Ninja Mutant Turtles?

I think we should compile a poll / list of the biggest JC Celebrities.. and infuse em with a kinda tabloid taxonomy!
Spread gossip and sleaze and nurture the nefarious, nightly, neuropathologies of the baying throng :P

ie… keep things pretty much as they are…

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@rednotdead wrote:

How about ‘celebrity give all your money away to people who actually deserve it’…. Victoria Beckham and the rest of the wags would be my choice :wink: :lol: 8)

There’s a show on TV where a millionaire gives money away to worthy causes.
He’s not a celebrity though.

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@PATS wrote:

now i have calmed down….. :oops: i realise i missed rosepetals name off my team :oops: soz hun…….big thanks to esme for stepping in at last minute to cover for di…(bon bon) whos radio connection failed…hugs bon never mind girl……and my reserves..politics f an fastcars. cant wait to do it all again wednesday. :wink: =D>…

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:shock:

Okay pete … thanks for your input. :roll:

@*Sian wrote:

@Catz wrote:

Hmmm …

I’d invite
Sian
Rainny
Sir Actor
Geoffrey (whatever his JC name is now)

I think that would make for a truly entertaining evening. :twisted:

Menu

Champagne and canapes of course!

Starter – Cream of Cauliflower (organic and Scottish) Soup with bread croutons covered in melted cheese.

Main – Highland Venison…

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@*Sian wrote:

What bit I have seen… well… ermm all I can say is what a shonk of shyte!

TV isn’t the same these days as it used to be.
Today it’s all about celebrities and what can be done with them in a TV format.

Every conceivable idea whether it be dancing. singing playing football has found its way onto the screen.
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@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Getting in work to 3 sticks of rock all with masking tape on the ends and hand writen was blackpool :lol:

C00nts the lot of them lol

The tape was over the rock because it was great yarmouth rock

And if ya dont follow football ya wont get tghis post lol

Oh forgot and a hand made post cade with wish you was here wrote…

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@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

anyone watch?
sprised the chef wotsiface came bottom. i expected the old bloke john gaunt. that tom bloke from holby city as phwoar hips :P an the rugger player.how good was he!

Do you really think I’m deperate and sad enough to sit in front of a boob tube watching “celebrities” make fools of themselves?!?…

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