Sir Actor

@Pete wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@minim wrote:

was rubbish!

:roll: But mims all your posts are rubbish.

when will you be apologising for that post and she’s ya best friend :wink: :lol:

obviously if she gets me in a head lock I’ll be apologising.
She won’t even know I’ve posted here. :P

@minim wrote:

was rubbish!

:roll: But mims all your posts are rubbish.

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Here’s a record I used to play to death.
I’ve some great memories attached to this song.

And I dare anybody who listens to it not to tap their toes.

Promises – Basia

As Time Goes By – Frank SINATRA

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@sunny wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Can somebody please put a caption to this?

Did you say you’re an Aquarius? We’d be perfectly suited then. Especially in the bedroom.

It was a shock to me.
Ever since I was a kid I was proud to share the same birthday as him.

@hope wrote:

ooooo sir the image i just got then made me choke on my cup of tea. now can’t stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You have to put these upstarts in their place hope. :wink:
He’s just dashed lucky I didn’t thrash him with a riding crop.
The boundah.

I will post a picture from today’s game in a bit.

We lost.

@bon bon wrote:

three of them this morning
no sausages , although the cleaner moved the *Caution Wet Floor* sign out of the way for me :lol:

I see a man wearing a flat cap and with a loaf of hovis under one arm watching you and looking at his stop watch.

I’m not sure what he’s saying because it’s in slow motion but it looks like

“eee bah gum…[Read more]

@Sword wrote:

I find your need to reply, having just been to a sex site, illuminating, to say the least.

I bet – as you typedthat – you were standing by the fireplace with a smoking jacket on, puffing a woodbine from a cigaretter holder.
Noel Coward eat ya heart out.
Knowing you, it’s more likely you’re sitting on the toilet with yer knickers…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire

Funny !

but how many of them are humming it and ido any of them hold a ribbon (made from sausages) across the finishing line?

@Sword wrote:

You consistently outdo yourself Stynes. So you are going to sex sites, I think we have all seen that now. Nice one.

Geoff…..you and your untamed wit eh..?
And it looks as though I’m not the only one you bore the pants off.
zzzzz

@Pete wrote:

I’m saying he doesnt see things in slow motion from 27 angles in a nice warm studio on the wages Alan Shearer gets

He was 10 yards awya ffs!

@Pete wrote:

How many angles and how slow though

WTF??

Are you saying he IS good enough?
Or are you just posting for the sake of it?
Spit it out. :evil:

Am I back in the 1940s?

Is toy wearing a tweed suit with his brylcreemed hair shining brightly and pipe burning sprightly?
And mimsey…dear mimsey with your ankle socks and rosey cheeks what a sight you are.

Anyone for more ginger beer?

We can but wish shaz….we can but wish.

I’m wondering how the mighty Sky Blues are getting on at Blackpool.

Nice one caff. :lol: