[SimplySu]

FAO Mr. R Trawler, esq.
Dear Sir,

It is with trepidation that I submit my application for I fear I may have missed an unspoken deadline. If that is indeed the case, then the regret is entirely mine for certain.
Forgive my shaky font, for my fingers are trembling as I type each line … my beating heart refusing to still (though stationary would not be a welcome alternative).

Much as the drummer boy, I have nothing to offer … save, me. Simply ‘me’. Perhaps this will not suffice and, indeed faced with such superior competition, I fear my attentions will be found wanton .. I mean, wanting … but, whilst bashful, I am in nature a feisty individual (and quite prepared to arm-wrestle for your affections).

Like you, I cannot ride a bike … so perhaps we two could join forces and enjoy a metaphorical tandem ride instead, through the Valentines vagaries and into the awakenings of Spring beyond … It is said that the early bird catches the worm, but Mr T … a worm I find you to be not. Nothing of the sort.

I shant plead. Nor offer anything by way of bribery. I shall concede defeat to the (albeit questionably) better woman.

Yours (should you so desire)
Su

PS … please could I at least have a curly wurly?
PPS … please do not mention this missive to the brethren from the JC Gentleman’s Club. I fear my reputation may cloud their judgement of me somewhat.
PPSS .. I have taken the liberty to download, sign and enclose herewith the non-disclosure form. Perhaps that was a little presumptuous of me? I am oft maligned with the insults pertaining to my impulsive forwardeness
PPSSS … Rubens would regard my assets most favourably; indeed the likeness to his voluptuous muses is so striking, I am amazed not be be displayed in the Louvre myself.
PPPS Paris in the Spring is perfection itself
PPPSS I have recently renewed my passport.
PPPSSS Please at the very least hide me forever from Danny.
PPPPS I’ve disposed of your manservant. Don’t worry; he never screamed for long.
PPPPSS I am familiar with Dewey. Your library, at least, would be safe in my very able and capable hands.

[SimplySu]

No.

Just, no.

I have a forgiving nature … but there are certain instances when forgiveness is impossible for me. This would be one of those.

[SimplySu]

@pennyj wrote:

Happy Birthday Su x. McVicar x. Tracy x

Thank you
:D
xx

[SimplySu]

@nicey wrote:

Happy Birthday Tracy, Vicar and Su …
You can fight it out who gets which cake

First dibs on the top one!
Thanks, nicey :D
xx

[SimplySu]

@jen_jen wrote:

@tinks wrote:

To Tracy and McVicar

Hope you both have a great day X

Pssssst…don’t forget Su…

:D
She never.

[SimplySu]

@wordsworth60 wrote:

@rusty trawler wrote:

. . . And Su’s birthday too? Crikey! A whole of a whooping and a hollering . . . . .

Looks like a load of whoopin’ and hollerin’ goes on in April . . . . . . .

trust you!

[SimplySu]

@sceptical guy wrote:

Happy brithday to Tracy and McV, though I don’t really know them.

Happy Birthday to Su *avoiding the punch intended for Kenty

x
Thanks you.

[SimplySu]

@Welsh fem 1 wrote:

Happy Birthday Su have a great day xx

Thanks, Welshie … I did :D
xx

[SimplySu]

I just might be 40 today …

Thanks for remembering, Kenty! Promise I wont punch you in the face now x x
Thanks JenJen … nice to see you back, honey x x

[SimplySu]

Never knew it was McV’s birthday too …

Happy birthday you old goats x x

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