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Oh bless. Such a sweet man.
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Girls like guys who
1) Are not compulsive liars
2) Do not use or threaten to use violence
3) Do not out bítch them in any way:wink:
Well reminded.
Girls like guys who …
Make masculine displays of pique.
You see … it’s men like the two of you who restore a little of my faith in the opposite sex (and yes, rub off a few of those cynical edges).
Keep up the good work, gentlemen.
1. can do things with his hands.
Depending on where those hands are and what they’re ‘doing’
2. can tell a good naughty joke without making her feel cheap or dirty
And can laugh when a filthier one is told in return
3. wears good shoes.
Provided those shoes do not have heels.
4. can open a door for her without making a big show and dance about it
Provided it is not the door in a moving vehicle
5. knows his limitations and isn’t afraid to confront them or try to conquer them
Or have them expressly pointed out
6. knows how to placate a crying baby
I couldn’t give a monkeys. If there’s a crying baby in the vicinity, I’m off to the pub
7. doesn’t say to the shop assistant: ‘she’s about your size and probably likes what
you’d choose. (He should know your size and your taste.)Unless the shop assistant is a sexy size 12 with exquisitely expensive taste
8. Doesn’t try to order for you in a restaurant
Unless it’s to insist on that pudding that you really DO want
9. Is still able to surprise her
Mentally, physically and emotionally … but surprise in a good way
10. Feels very special because, despite his limitations, you still think he’s rather great.
Of course you feel special … we’re fabulous!
Then I suggest rabbits remember to look up at windscreens on occasion.
Just to feign interest, at least.
:wink:
Mr Trawler. Girls like guys who …
Never fail to make them smile.
:wink:
Oh and sceptical guy … I like football, but I like books better.
“funnyfanny shufflebottom” sounds like a dance …
(is that still flippancy?)
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